homoerotic-anon

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I've always peeled celery using a small pairing knife with a curved blade, if you use a potato peeler you'll be left with barely any vegetable! I've gotten efficient at it over time, but it still cramps my fingers up.

Probably not in my best interest to be telling you this (lest you use it against me) but I like talking about vegetables

Me when we have another domestic argument: Alright, you know what? Fuck you. *re-peels your celery*

#Its about the principle!! #One could argue that undoing the hard work that I did to get the vegetables ready before dinner #the hard work that never fails to cramp up my hands #the hard work I did to cook you something nice :( #an eye for an eye #Ps. If that fishing rod was your Abigail. I may very well have her in a basement somewhere #just saying.

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HEY CALM DOWN CALM DOWN TOO FAR

You'd never do that to me!! Right???

Me when we have another domestic argument: Alright, you know what? Fuck you. *re-peels your celery*

#This is worse than the fishing rod #I can just imagine you sneaking into the kitchen to unpeel the celery I just peeled everytime I step away for a moment #Whats that one tumblr post thats like “Shoot me or get out of my kitchen or kiss me” #Peeling celery is actually very intensive so you'd be undoing ALOT of work

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Are your suit pants really tailored if the seams don't get moments away from snapping everytime you pull them over your hips?

#They fit perfectly as expected #Its just the getting them on part #There is absolutely no context to this #I just like to keep you updated

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most sexual things that are not sex:

-surgery

-inside of computers

-chess

-winter storm warnings

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“I used to like solitude. And when that wasn't the case, I didn't feel anyone, even though I was in the same room. You, I feel in my bones.”

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salma deera

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soulmates in the sense that our antlers are locked together <3

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I'm SO GLAD you enjoy them!

"When you go into the pasture the next morning you pray.

"Please not her, anyone but her"

but you never cry when it is, because you know she was delicious."

#because I am actively terrified every time i post one #It's different when its directed at you #but just poetry for poetry's sake?? scary

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"When you go into the pasture the next morning you pray.

"Please not her, anyone but her"

but you never cry when it is, because you know she was delicious."

#Clearing out my drafts #I feel so dumb posting these with no context #because they were always supposed to be a part of something larger

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if i was a star and you were a star i would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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dude shutupshutupshutup im trying to indoctrinate her into killing people

You are on a path that will lead you toward fate intertwined with a body bag, a fate where the ocean's depths will become your final resting place, relinquishing your remnants to be devoured by the creatures of the deep :/

-rat dawgs homoerotic anon

p.s that means i am going to feed you to the lobsters

HDJDUD WHAT ID DOOO in just marveling over your poetic words. you’re mutual becoming, yes? 🥺👉👈 she can kill as many ppl as she wants i agree 💖💖 tho if i mist go down i will gladly let some lovsters nibble…

#I have never done anything wrong in my whole life #you are so right #neither have you for that matter #someone could tell me you run somebody over #and id be like #“They should have moved!!! Why were they in the road tf?” #and theyd be like #"anon. rat-dawg deliberately swerved onto the sidewalk and into sixteen people #and I'd be like. #“Their fault honestly! They shouldn't have been on the sidewalk. what were they thinking?” #my sweet darling rat-dawg has never done anything wrong actually #ps #The flesh of your soul melts against my teeth #pps this is embarrasing because I could have sworn i posted this two hours ago #but I actually just saved it to my drafts

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In all honesty, I think I blacked out writing this because from what I remember, I had it done in like ten seconds flat and sent it off.

Probably the adrenaline idk man.

Also I have never been anything but courteous and kind to everyone ever,

I'd call you delusional, but we both saw how unassumingly normal your clock was, and also that would be mean.

dude shutupshutupshutup im trying to indoctrinate her into killing people

You are on a path that will lead you toward fate intertwined with a body bag, a fate where the ocean's depths will become your final resting place, relinquishing your remnants to be devoured by the creatures of the deep :/

-rat dawgs homoerotic anon

p.s that means i am going to feed you to the lobsters

HDJDUD WHAT ID DOOO in just marveling over your poetic words. you’re mutual becoming, yes? 🥺👉👈 she can kill as many ppl as she wants i agree 💖💖 tho if i mist go down i will gladly let some lovsters nibble…

#I could never let the lobsters eat you. :( #So undignified

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This is very kindly worded I have no idea what you guys are on about.

dude shutupshutupshutup im trying to indoctrinate her into killing people

You are on a path that will lead you toward fate intertwined with a body bag, a fate where the ocean's depths will become your final resting place, relinquishing your remnants to be devoured by the creatures of the deep :/

-rat dawgs homoerotic anon

p.s that means i am going to feed you to the lobsters

HDJDUD WHAT ID DOOO in just marveling over your poetic words. you’re mutual becoming, yes? 🥺👉👈 she can kill as many ppl as she wants i agree 💖💖 tho if i mist go down i will gladly let some lovsters nibble…

#I've never actually seen your response to this before #rat dawg didn't reblog it so I honestly forgot all about it

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Who said anything about a nightmare?

Dreamt of you last night, actually had four dreams of you in quick succession.

Despite the fact that I have never seen your face, I knew it was you on that dark pier

#Nightmare implies that the dream was unpleasant

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Dreamt of you last night, actually had four dreams of you in quick succession.

Despite the fact that I have never seen your face, I knew it was you on that dark pier

#it was actually kind of strange though #i would get flashes of dead bodies covered in mold and algea #and I would wake up #only to fall back asleep immediately #restarting the dream with only slight variants

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"Yes, the boy was beautiful, beautiful enough

to capture a god’s attention, but he was not

delicate. He was anything but delicate,"

#Bloodline #C. Dale Young #“is this about will graham?” #when is anything not?