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Brakes broke.

via

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i don’t have the healthiest coping methods but i haven’t killed myself yet so where’s my fucking medal

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He’s so fucking valid I love him

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Why is apple so obsessed with making very thin things at the expense of power and features

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Sometimes I forget how young I am, I have time. There’s enough time.

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Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

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When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

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“My mom told my brother to stay out of the cabinets and he didn’t listen so she did this lmao“

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Me on Fourth of July like

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God: let there be light

Moths: