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Happy 4/13 Everyone!!!

#413 #homestuck #anniversary #homestuck anniversary #celebration

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john - try to contact your friends

(LATE POST IS LATE!)

After thinking about your choices. You come to one glorious solution: Contact Dave. It ALWAYS works out when you contact Dave.

...mostly.

 Please wait. Processing next post!

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You awake on yet another damn planet. How does this keep happening? You remember getting hit by a shockwave of sorts. Then you wake up HERE. On another uselessly shitty planet that probably has loads of Crayola drawn monstrosities on it. At least you have your Pester Chum client back where it belongs, eh?

  What do you do?

#starstuck #homestuck #starbound #character-wipes-suck! #reboot #sort of

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Jade: Check for any possible way to contact one of your friends for help!

You look in your inventory, all you see in your materials pack is the Settlement Resources, your standard issue "OKEA Kiosk",

and 5 items that relate to technolo- wait a damn minute what.You could just use these… -Except you have no idea how to manufacture anything short of a IM Client like Pesterchum or whatnot unless you have something along the lines of a molten powered manufacturing station.That’s something you DEFINITELY don’t have!

What do you do next?

#starstuck #homestuck #starbound #jade_harley #jade-harley #character-wipes-suck! #reboot #sort of

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Jade: Venture forth to the right, there has to be an adventure beyond those figgans!

As you went to go find adventure, you were alerted to a universe wide lethal wipe, and as soon as you heard it, you were hit by something fierce, the last thing you remember hearing was an alarm sound, and a voice saying "Saving Lifeform Now..."You awake on this NEW planet, with only your basics, and a few abundances of backup settlement materials.

You think you should contact someone, but who? And most importantly, how?

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Jade: STRIFE!!!

You look around but have yet to see anything to strife with.Hmm.. Since you're feeling bored,

What do you strife with?

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Blog: Proove you're alive

Hello, everyone. Just posting to let you all know, I'm not dead. Progress is just a little slow right now.

All good things have the party that agrees, and the one that disagrees. I have gotten a question that stated "fuck you", of course. This matters little. It's a shame that not everyone can like this blog, but it was bound to happen eventually.

Let's continue to keep this blog a great place!

And to my followers, thank you. To even have 14 means a lot to me. Thank you.

#message

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Jade: Wonder what the fuck those wormy-winged-arm-things were

You can't really decide on what they are, so you just decide to call them figgans, since you have no better name.

What do you meet then frantically name after seeing how horrifying it is next?

(Sorry, I don't have a picture for this one!)

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Jade: Investigate that pool of water to the fight, surely there's an adventure to be had there!

You decide to investigate that wonderfully exciting pool of water an-

OH SHIT.

Those... don't look too friendly.Erm.. You'll think you'll go back to your house, now. You didn't want to adventure today anyway..

 What will you do when you get back?

 (Sorry about the long pause!)

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Jade: Howl like a wolf and gnaw on the tree

You decide it's best to be the animal and gnaw on nature's tree. Take that nature! Raa- wait wow what are you doing.You're not a cannibal. You're a human being. You aren't a savage beast.You can't believe you put your rifle away and kneeled down, in the impression you were actually going to gnaw away at this tree..

What crazy action could you POSSIBLY do next?

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Jade: Shoot down the tree with leaves that look like roses

You aim at the tree, but then it hits you.Your Rifle is pretty good, but it can’t shoot down a tree! What were you thinking? The tree is pretty beautiful, anyway. It’d be a shame to cut down such a lovely piece of nature’s work.

Then again, you could always chainsaw it.What do you do?

#starbound #homestuck #day #rose tree #jade_harley #sniper_rifle

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Jade: Go forth and explore your planet!

You decide to go forth, and venture e planet’s beautiful landscape! Who knows what you’ll find out there? You certainly don’t...But that’s the fun in it all!

What will you do while you’re out here?

#starbound #homestuck #jade_harley #sniper_rifle #gun #wierd trees #orange sky #Starstuck

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Jade: Rise. (From sleep)

SAfter a healthy night of sleeping, you rise. (From Sleep)

The blog is back up! Send away!

#starbound #homestuck #jade_harley #yawning #sleep #morning #Starstuck

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Jade: Go to sleep, you need sleep.

X You grow tired as night befalls the sky. You get into bed, and drift asleep.

  No further actions will be recognized until tomorrow, but don't feel shy! Keep'em comin'!

#starbound #homestuck #starstuck #jade_harley #fridge #oven #bed #sleeping #nighttime #couch #furnace #convieniently placed lamp #grues

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Jade: Retrieve arms

> You go to retrieve your arm-

Wait, you don’t have a single chest in here..?Where did yo- oh no. You didn’t.

You did, god’s blood, you did. You decide to aaaerugghh about it later and just get them out of the HOLY fridge.

Ah, theres your Grandpa’s Trusty Old Rifle! You know how strict and protective he can be of you. You think of him when you wield that rifle, always.

There is your main tool for the productive and - for you - lucrative mining business. The Powered Silver Drill! That thing has got serious horsepower, sometimes you almost fall over from using it, but otherwise you love it.

And finally, your Brutally Deadly Chainsaw! You try to avoid the massacre of trees, but you just can’t help how fun it is to swing this around while it’s on! Vroom Vroom!!

What action will you partake in next?

#starbound #homestuck #jade_harley #chainsaw #sniper rifle #silver powered drill #chainsaw tree massacres #vroom vroom!! #i put them in the fridge honey #aaaerugghh

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John: Be the other person

> You decide to plan your plan of assault to acquire the hammer from the furnace. But for now, you need your sleep. So, you decide to be the other person that will be in this blog. ..Who might that be?

Ah. It appears that person is Jade Harley. She appears to be lovely situated into a fortunately hospitable planet. Hopefully no grues, shitty orange Crayola plastered papers, or triangle purple spiked things live here.  However, she doesn't look that adequately equipped in the crafting department!

What do you do first?

#starbound #homestuck #john_egbert #Jade_Harley #starstuck #home #bed #furnace #couch #fridge #lamp #door #oven

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John: Screech like a pterodactyl, and eat the ashes.

 You consider for a moment to be like the beasts on the planet and to scream like a pterodactyl, and then eat the ashes of your campfire.It's brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! But.. You run into one problem.

 What will you do?