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Wow, I can't believe I'm finally meeting the famous Hallie. I have looked forward to this all summer. – Really? Well, here I am.

The Parent Trap (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

#aging userbase #corporate userbase #etc

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i love saying "on it boss" to coworkers who are not my boss

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The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988 - 1992) dir. Carole Beers and Karl Geurs

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Whenever my 2 year old niece reads books by making up her own story because she cannot read yet: yeaaaah fanfiction queen

#every adult woman is “Mom” #every little girl is “her” #already the queen of self insert I Love her so much #every animal is a dog #we are working on that

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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i love how women had no rights and werent allowed education or to participate in society for all of history and in the like 100 years since that changed women were like ok *starts outperforming men at everything*

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Taskmaster (2018): My eyes are circles.

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Placed my first limit order... am I a finance bro?

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eating cake with store bought raspberry jam. i'm so sorry to all my followers

#raspberry jam

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#i love how the first three are normal things you can do or reasonably expect to do in your life #and the last one is just a big WHAT IF #I went with the speech because I've already done one and don't want to do that again

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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