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Sorry for tagging your art with just # oogh or # oh. Just know this means im profoundly moved

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besties

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#glad we all agree

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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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so.

i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….

#12 and it was percy jackson #and now im....... mid twenties

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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

#genuinely one of my fav posts

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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Sorry to the anon that recommended me the cultivator jikook I haven't said anything bc I still haven't read it sorry. I don't hate it

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Reading a fic that has me cringeing from 2nd hand embarrassment so bad (IN A FUNNY WAY) and has taught me so much.... furry fic sequel is gonna be sooooooooooo unbearable for you guys. not me tho

#ohhhhh jimin........ #im going to make u do things that would make anyone scream and cry and throw up #all us omegaverse enthusiasts in the trenches with jk for this one

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Reblog if you love AO3 and appreciate their volunteers who are working harder than God, fighting battle after battle, making sure the place that is a safe space for every fandom is staying up and running for all of us

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week 1 no hate reading

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More assorted tgcf scratches over the months

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i don't call them "hand jobs" anymore i don't call them "hand jobs" or "blow jobs" anymore btw. i would never compare something beautiful to having a job

#this post kills me every time i see it

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oh no, the author TM is also acephobic D: I admire your strength for hate reading .

🫡🫡 thank you for letting me word vomit every week lmfao. we will now go back to normalposting. it's the worst brand of acephobia where they think they r an ally for writing it........... not realising how awful they're being lmfao

#asexual character who makes being ace their brand is . fine #its cringe but like whatever. its fine #but then its like.... he's not interested in being someone's pity mate. he doesnt Want a mate #and nobody wants him bc hes ace #bc gasp how could someone allosexual want to date someone who doesnt want sex #dont worry! thats why we have his Perfect Match #a person with sexual trauma who is also now sex repulsed #yaaaaaaaay finally 2 people that can go together and they dont have to go without the Key Relationship Ingredient: sex #nobody misses out!!!! yippeee!!!!! #do you hear yourself. do you talk to real people #have you ever met a single ace person? be honest. quickly

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attention all bitches........................... i survived

it's the hate reading day of the week again fellas.... 2nd last chapter. Let's go

#and that's the fic OVER #freedom tastes so good #i really put myself through the fucking Trials for no reason #fic was bad author cant write next question #i dont even care... im so happy its over #brutalise omegaverse if u want i dont care anymore. im free. IM FREE. #NEVER AGAIN AM I READING WORK BY THIS PERSON. NEVER EVER #I DONT CARE IF THEY RIP ONE OF MY FICS OFF 100% AND DONT EVEN CHANGE MY A/NS I AM NEVR READING THEM AGAIN #finally...................................