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Jack: People your age are married. Rapunzel's married, even Hiccup is married. Why aren't you getting married?

Merida: People your age are dead. Why aren't you dead?

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since it was his birthday yesterday i decided to finally embrace being assigned Ayato main by the game and crown his skill. and also draw him

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my take on the skrill, kind of

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I love this so muchhhhh

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EXCUSE ME BARMAID! I’M AFRAID YOU ORDERED THE WRONG OFFSPRING! I ORDERED AN EXTRA LARGE BOY WITH BEEFY ARMS! EXTRA GUTS AND GLORY ON THE SIDE! THIS HERE! THIS IS A TALKING FISHBONE!

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TOOTHLESS TAMAGOTCHI FOR LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!

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“You have a habit of not dying when you’re supposed to.”

-Traitor Johann

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Admiring the moment

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You don’t UNDERSTAND- I NEED Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third

I NEED to hold him in my arms and feel him holding me back

I NEED to run my fingers through his incredibly soft auburn hair

I NEED to hold him close and tell him that everything is okay and that I will never leave him

I NEED to caress his gorgeous face and feel his scruffy jaw against my hand

I NEED to look into those emerald eyes, so deep and full of love that I could DROWN in them and die HAPPILY

I NEED to nuzzle that freckle dusted button nose

I NEED to see that gap-toothed, crooked smile, knowing it’s smiling just for me

I NEED to hear him laugh

I NEED to lay my head in his lap and listen to him tell me about his ideas, dreams, hyperfixations, and aspirations

I NEED to feel his calloused, yet gentle hand up against my own

I NEED him to cuddle me close while Toothless curls himself around us

I NEED him to take me for a flight, see him in his element, free and without a care in the world

I NEED him to tell me he’s real

But he’s not

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Whatcha doin’, Hiccup? {x}

requested by anonymous

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Hiccup: "Good work"

Snotlout: "Thanks Dad...why is everybody staring at me?"

Ruffnut: "You just called Hiccup 'Dad', you said 'thanks Dad'"

Snotlout: "What? No I didn't! I said thanks man!"

Hiccup: "Do you see me as a father figure Snotlout?"

Snotlout: "No, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me!"

Tuffnut: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"

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"It snows nine months of the year and hails the other three"

*is constantly sunny throughout the entire franchise*

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“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

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so many of my friends study there. some of them were at classes during the hit

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Even more dnd-inspired designs! You might recognize Hiccup from an old post, I redrew him to match my current style (this started as a game where I assigned not-first-choice classes to the characters, that's why he's a druid and not an artificer or smth else!)

See more: RotBTD / Rise of the Guardians / Red Shoes and the 7 dwarfs

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hiccup is feral and everyone (including me) just Forgets this

things this menace did that we kinda just??? never thought about?????

- spared the life of the most deadly dragon near berk. not only that, but cut him loose from the netting that, for all hiccup knew, was the only reason toothless wasn't killing him

- proceeded to Befriend that dragon, the first viking to do so in like?? ever??? (valka doesn't count. she was gone 20 years i think she loses the title of viking)

- THREW AWAY ALL HIS WEAPONS, INCLUDING HIS HELMET, IN FRONT OF A TRAUMATIZED, REACTIVE MONSTROUS NIGHTMARE. BOY ARE YOU TRYIN TO GET KILLED

- got the other teenagers his age to RIDE those dragons they were training to kill INTO BATTLE??? HOW DID THE DRAGONS JUST ALLOW THAT. HOW DID THE PEOPLE ALLOW THAT.

- TOOK ON A GIGANTIC FIREHOSE-TPYE-FIRE-BREATH QUEEN???????? WITH JUST HIM AND HIS (very small!) DRAGON???

- and WON

- [handwaves at all the shows] i haven't watched those recently and also this post would be a mile long so i will just highlight One thing

- JUMPS OFF CLIFFS. MULTIPLE TIMES. WEARING AN INVENTED FLIGHTSUIT. TOOTHLESS KEEPS HAVING TO SAVE HIM. TOOTHLESS IS SO TIRED

also, in movie two:

- goes CHARGING off with NO backup to go see A MAN WHO COMMITTED MASS MURDER and CHANGE HIS MIND ABOUT DRAGONS

(to be fair the changing his mind was a fair thought process considering alvin. and dagur. and viggo. although that took MONTHS and required his team to forsake him first anyway that wasn't even hiccup that was a random monstrous nightmare in a cave. but he probably thought it was him somewhat i don't know if the monstrous nightmare even came up in conversation)

- what else did he do that was feral he was less off-the-walls batshit insane in this movie the above point was kinda it

- OH YEAH pulled his dragon OUT OF MIND CONTROL with the power of LOVE and TALKING GENTLY and KINDNESS. which has NEVER happened according to drago and he's had that bewilderbeast for years if not DECADES

- that whole rescue mission was wild actually