Give it! Little kisses:)
...the ceiling??
Even if I did, for some reason, want to kiss the ceiling, I am NOT tall enough. Like, even marginally. I'm not climbing on my chair and risking breaking my neck for that.
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Try looking at the ceiling?
...oh.
Yeah, I'm definitely not supposed to be here...
Uh, should we... Turn around?
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oh fuck yeah, pog! what do you see, other than the footsies? any npcs? stray enemies? fire?
...uh... now that you mention it... it's empty. Like, to an unsettling degree.
No boxes, no enemies, no barrels... nothing.
...Am I supposed to even be here?
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when u walm and u leave behind comical footprints
As much as I want to be mad, it does look like that, huh?
...only one thing to do with weird and convenient footprints, though, so I guess we're following them.
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Gordon, I suggest you use your
Mini-Map
To find the current quest objective.
If I had one, I would, but unfortunately I don't think there is one.
So for now it's just me and--
You... guys...
...that can't be good.
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[ping.]
Is Jax seriously lost again? I could have sworn I gave him a minimap.
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Start yelling for them? Or use disk cord to ask Kit?
Oh, yeah, good idea.
I don't think they'll see it right away, so in the meantime I guess we'll just go down the most obvious path. I haven't played the original, so I don't know if there's another way through.
...Or if I'll be going down the wrong path.
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beep boop.
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okay. so, i’ve been avoiding this for a while, and since i know that people follow me here for atlas au ( @atlas-hlvrai ), I’d like to explain the long hiatus that has happened recently, and talk about its future– though it’s not necessarily canceled. this is something that’s been on my mind, and i’d like to acknowledge it.
Keep reading
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Well, let's solve this puzzle!
[ Gordon walks up the staircase made of boxes that was already put together, albeit very unsteadily, and makes it to the other side. ]
[ Nothing happens for a second, before a delayed confetti effect shows up around him.]
...Okay. That was easy.
...I don't know where the others went, though, so... One foot forward, two steps back.
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something up, gordos???? you seem like you wanted to say something
[ Barney and Kit have already run ahead to prevent the AI from unloading (and getting into general trouble) ]
...Nevermind. It's probably fine.
Let's catch up with the others.
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Oh fuck sorry that was me lolz <3 -blasts you with my beam that makes u feel effects-
...wh-
[Barney comes back in view, pushing several boxes.]
Look, I found a soluti--
--whhaaat is happening--
I think it's inevitable cha--
Gordon, I found the solution! We can use these boxes to climb up--!
Can we get moving? My legs are sore from crouching in this vent...
[ Jax closes his mouth and shakes his head as everyone talks at once, not finishing whatever he was going to say. ]
...Yea, uh, let's just get going--
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So what now, genius?
good question, uh
--Maybe we should just take another route.
Are you sure there is one?
Not really, but--
[ Kit trails off at the sound of a spawn gun and the thunking of crates faintly is heard through the halls. ]
...Does anyone else hear that?
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[ helllooooo! so quick explanation as to why we’ve been idle so long: i started school this summer, and things have been quite hectic since everything’s turning up tech issues (how ironic)
i’m hoping as my schedule stabilizes and i get to more stable footing that i’ll be able to plan sessions, but for now, my schedule’s pretty dodgy... buuuuuUT i do wanna do a session so plan currently is to do it in (approximately) 25 minutes, aka 8 PM cst! see you then hopefully~]
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:) haha zip zoom
I'M GONNA THROW UP PLEASE-
why is it freaking out we gave it a speedcap and it should NOT be jittering up and down--
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE HELP-
[ a muffled voice comes from what sounds like out-of-bounds. ]
I've got it!
[there's some footsteps, then the platform falls from the ceiling.]
Oh.
...oops.
...Okay. Guess we're not using that.
Did you seriously block our way out?!
...I think it's better that way.
I can’t see from back here, but considering the noise it was making, I think they’re right.
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[ As Jax reaches the front, they look out and see a moving platform. ]
ughhhh i hate moving platforms-
You’re not gonna die if you fall off-
No, it makes me motion-sick.
Oh, right. Uhhhh...
Can’t help with that while I’m cramped in the vent with everyone else, so.... Good luck and don’t get sick-
Great, okay... Here goes I guess--
[Gordon steps on the platform, and--]
OH FUCK WHY DID IT SPEED UP-
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So, where are you going now? How're darnold and bubby and Barney gonna follow you, they can't fit into that tiny vent you gotta move through
It's fine, we just have to crawl low-- Jax move the fuck over--
I'm trying! The hev-suit is hard to crawl through!
I'm waiting for the others--
I can find, uh-- another way through.
Can't we just go that way, instead?
...
No.
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