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Do you have any opinions on the mekong giant catfish?
after careful deliberation among the hosts of this podcast that hasn't existed for like two years we've reached a consensus that the mekong giant catfish is: good!
In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we’ve compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic, bewildering, “jesus christ this guy was really the president, huh” moments and created a bracket. What will be the defining moment of the Trump era? When the dust settles, what will be Donald Trump’s ultimate legacy? Let’s find out together!
Matt, Sara and Val talk about that for a bit before John heard us talking about Indigenous issues without him and joined us for an update on the Mi'kmaq lobster fisheries. Also Canada's stupidest culture war is back with a vengeance!
Caroline gives an update on the big beautiful boat rallies of Portland, Sara talks the mail which no one is talking about at all, why is no one talking about the mail? Meanwhile the only Canada story Matt can summon is about a cigar-smoking sock puppet. No like, a literal sock. It’s very stupid.
We also talk about Matt Gaetz’s very real adult son, one of the most provably wrong right-wing adages, and a potpourri of internet news! Struggle well, human. Full Metal Statue!
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Also we commiserate over the universal experience of moderates sabotaging the progressive wing of our country’s party. We also talk about the political alignments of the Mushroom Kingdom denizens, Sean Bean’s nomenclature origins, and O.J. Simpson!
Featuring Matt, ScottMatt, Sara and alex leafcrunch
Ciarán can be found on Twitter at @CiaranDold and on Corner Spaeti, which can be found at cornerspaeti.simplecast.com!
Folks, we may be stuck at Pokémon HOME for the foreseeable future but you can’t deny that soon we’ll be Pokémon Laughing All The Way To The Polls! Join Sara, Val, Matt and the triumphantly returning Caroline for a definitely not pre-recorded livestream because they have all definitely still been alive for the past week. The celebs are at it again, animal crossing stonks are the only ones that matter anymore, and most importantly we reveal the official ice cream of the show. Also they talk about Joe Stories and him being dead a lot but they never say “Joe”st Stories so this is just me punching it up in post. Enjoy!
Featuring: Caroline, Matt, Sara, Val
Edited by alex
Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Johnny Marks – Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer