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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

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Terfs leaving twitter (or X, whatever) and coming to tumblr thinking they'll be welcomed like

This is the homeland of anarchists, witches, gender fuckers, renaissance level artists, depressed queers with the will to fight both god and satan, Liberal literature analysts capable of writing 30000 word essays in a single night, fanfic writers, and the good omens fandom. You will be eaten alive

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life advice: if ur cishet male friends dont let u call them babygirl theyre not worth it. but also this is dangerous bc then u’ll buy them a coffee at starbucks and they’ll say thank u daddy and u will automatically respond ur welcome babygirl and then the entire starbucks will be staring at u bc it is 2:45pm on a wednesday. this may happen multiple times. do with this what u will

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Anon come back how do you teach yourself to purr

can't speak for anon but if you can gargle water, do the same breathing thing at the back of your throat, and practice until you can do it with your teeth together. Once you can do that you can adjust your pitch until it's about the same as a large housecat.

I had a friend who could make the sound come out of her upper chest but I've never managed that

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

#like actually taking psychic damage from seeing how many people voted in a poll with two incomprehensibly wrong answers #< prev tags #yeah

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Tumblr dot com has been mysteriously unblocked on my school's wifi and I just want to know which teacher it was

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"The Stoppables"

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PLEASE REBLOG

I’m considering coming out to my family as non-binary, and so today I brought up the subject of non-binary gendering/transgendering with my Dad as a casual conversational topic. He’s told me that if somebody is born a boy then they “should stay a fucking boy” and not trans to a girl or be a boy some days/girl other days/genderless other days.

I told him that I think gender identity should be something one can choose for themselves, and he says that nobody thinks like that and anybody who is trans/non-binary will just be shunned by every member of society they meet. He doesn’t think that people support n-b/t communities, because he doesn’t. He says to me that not staying one’s natural gender is wrong and against the point of being born a boy/girl.

Every person who reblogs this will have their URL written in a full-size writing book and when it is full I will show it to my father to illustrate to him the amount of people who believe that being non-binary is a valid gender identity.

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” was like fucking detrimental to me in the early years of having an eating disorder and even now i flit back to it out of habit but you have to realize how genuinely corny and stupid that shit is. not to mention factually incorrect. MANY things taste infinitely better. have you never had warm pita

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shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

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Good Omens X Hayloft II

So basically, a while ago I thought, "Ugh Hayloft II and the Good Omens theme kinda sound similar" and it became.... this

a.k.a my death wish on Aziraphale for the way he broke Crowley's heart