( yoroika ) :
❛ what … ? that sounds like mpreg —— i’d rather … not be pregnant with a watermelon child , i’ll have to pass on that this time around . ❜
❛ mpreg ? what’s that ? is that like . . . that sigma male thing ? that seems like fun , i don’t know , maybe you just need to live a little . ❜
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( crimsoji ) :
the sigh he elicits is comically loud , composure threatening to crumble —— asuka stresses him out , more than he’d like to admit . he cannot , in good conscious , claim to not have been expecting this : he’d begun starting to grow suspicious , when the trip had been going better than usual / it had been about time for something to go wrong —— something to hinder their goals for the day . ❛ you need to be careful , i don’t believe those are poisonous but … don’t go around putting just anything in your mouth : one of these days mother nature will not be kind to you and you will ingest something that will kill you . ❜
❛ i think i’ll be fine . i have you here to watch out for me , after all . ❜ he truly believes it , too — trusts kazuha with his life , trusts his skill . he’s much more adept than asuka at differentiating plants , after all . ( it helps that he remembers all of asuka’s failed attempts at eating whatever they cross , but the fact that naku weed tastes awful doesn’t hurt , either . )
❛ even if i did , you’d save me , right ? ❜
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temporary pinned! ill fix this up some later and then eventually make a real pinned post.
for now, here is the info that you need to know:
this is a private, selective indie rp blog for kazuha's friend from genshin impact (often called tomo by the fandom) as written by mocha. my portrayal of him does NOT go by tomo, nor has he ever.
his name is asuka kobayashi.
pretty much the typical dni. kaeluc will be blocked on sight. please tag asphyxiation, images of spiders and abnormal proportions (such as in horror). you can use #mocha dont look as a catchall tag.
i do not get dupe anxiety so if youd like to follow feel free.
asuka is 24, and a cis gay man. he is also single ship with @crimsoji 's kazuha.
that's all for now have fun :)
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morning after starters
“ last night was nice. ”
“ lets do this again some time. ”
“ i’ll leave my number. ”
“ i gotta go, sorry. ”
“ can’t you at least stay for breakfast? ”
“ i’ll make coffee—don’t go anywhere. ”
“ next time, maybe i’ll buy you dinner first. ”
“ if we do this again you better buy me dinner first. ”
“ i don’t think my legs work again yet. ”
“ i don’t wanna get up. ”
“ no don’t move, it’s too cold outside the covers. ”
“ there’s no way i can hide these marks… ”
“ this was probably a mistake. ”
“ this can’t happen again. ”
“ you always say that, and yet we wind up right back here. ”
“ are you watching me sleep? ”
“ you look cute all frazzled like this. ”
“ why are you looking at me like that? ”
“ keep kissing me like that and we’re gonna end up back in bed. ”
“ something wrong? ”
“ i’d stay if i could, i promise. ”
“ so if i put my number in your phone, you actually gonna text me? ”
“ i made breakfast. ”
“ how do you take your coffee? ”
“ fuck! i’m late— ”
“ did you turn the alarm off? ”
“ if you don’t turn that alarm off i’m gonna throw it out the window. ”
“ i can’t find my shirt. ”
“ babe, we slept in. ”
“ i know you’re awake. ”
“ i’ll stay. ”
“ why don’t you stay? ”
“ i like waking up with you. ”
“ i like having you here at night. ”
“ you know, if you moved in we wouldn’t keep having to say goodbye like this. ”
“ so when are we gonna actually go on a real date? ”
“ do i smell bacon? ”
“ you made pancakes? ”
“ come on, come back to bed. ”
“ you weren’t there when i woke up. ”
“ i thought you left. ”
“ do you want me to go? ”
“ just let me sleep for five more minutes. ”
“ you’re really beautiful/handsome. even if you drool. ”
“ you talk in your sleep, ya know. ”
ACTIONS:
1. for one muse to surprise the other with breakfast in bed
2. for our muses to go another round in the morning
3. for your muse to join mine in the shower while getting ready for the day
4. for one muse to stop the other from trying to sneak away
5. for one muse to invite the other to spend the rest of the day with them
6. for one muse to convince the other to stay in bed the rest of the day
7. for our muses to have sex in the kitchen instead of finishing breakfast
8. for our muses to spoon
9. for one muse to wake up with morning wood
10. for one muse to wake the other up with oral
11. for lazy morning sex
12. for one muse to wake the other because they’re having a nightmare
13. for one muse to distract the other from getting ready by kissing/groping them
14. for one muse to kick the other out of their home
15. for our muses to wake with no recollection of the night before
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( yoroika ) :
@hitokaku .ᐟ
❛ if you keep swallowing the seeds you’re going to end up growing a whole entire watermelon in your stomach —— you should probably stop . ❜
❛ i never thought of that . . . hey , tohma , we should both eat seeds , then , ( & . ) we can grow two watermelons ! they can be siblings , aka ( & . ) . . . midori . i call aka . ❜
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( crimsoji ) :
@hitokaku .ᐟ
❛ asuka —— why … are you eating those ? ❜ the expression ‘pon facial features borders on abstract terror . ❛ give me those : naku weed is not meant for consumption , can you not wait ‘til we come across a restaurant ? ❜
too late — already have they plummeted to unsatisfied stomach , complete with retching ( & . ) gagging to tell the tale . ❛ i just — we were taking too long , it was killing me ! is there even anything close ? ❜
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art credits!
kurolee97 csyday
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