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YOU hates terfs

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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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remember, if you're ever at the gare you can kiss & rail your friends for 30 minutes gratis

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Date someone who is interested in you .l don't mean someone who thinks you're cute or funny .I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you There's a difference between attraction and interest ,find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are

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graverobbing

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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happy pride to everyone in the community!! happy pride to those who are out, those who are not, those who aren’t sure of their identity yet, those who don’t use labels, those who don’t feel seen, etc, etc. stay safe and don’t be ashamed to be yourself.

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

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CHAT THEY DISCOVERED A NEW COAT TYPE IN CATS

IT'S CALLED "SALMIAK" OR "SALTY LICORICE" AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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It's June again so this is your reminder that Pride is for...

People who are out and open

Those who aren't out yet (or ever)

Folks who can't be out right now for their safety

People still figuring this whole thing out

Someone trying out a new label or identity for the first time

Folks in various stages of transition or transformation

Those who came before, who made things better for us now

The generations after us, who inspire us to keep making things better

We see you, you're valid, and Pride is for you too. <3

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get ready everyone

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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around