Asriel: fuck you, my child is completely fine
Lyra: *thinks her dad is her uncle, starts on a dangerous journey with gypsies, a bear with anger management issues and a careless loner with a flying machine, has her best friend killed in front of her*
Marisa: fuck you, my child is fine
Lyra: *deeply scared of her mom, runs from her every time she sees her, burnt down a building to escape, crossed worlds, was knocked unconscious and stuffed in a suitcase*
Asriel & Marisa: A+ parenting skills
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Lyra: Will, you deserve a reward for putting up with me
Will: aw, Lyra, you are my reward
*in the meantime*
Asriel: Marisa, you deserve an award for putting up with me
Marisa: damn right I do
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“So there’s one thing I want to know, and I reckon I’ve got the right to know it, like I had the right to know who I really was. And if you didn’t tell me that, you’ve got to tell me this, in recompense. So: what’s Dust? And why’s everyone so afraid of it?”
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Ruth Wilson, Dafne Keen and Simone Kirby, shared on Simone’s Instagram story for Dafne’s 16th birthday today 🥰
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Marisa: I got Netflix for you like you asked.
Lyra: Oh, awesome! I've been mooching off Mary's account for years, so this will be nice.
Marisa: Wait, what do you mean?
Lyra: Her Netflix account.
Marisa: ...
Lyra: Like her profile? I wanted an account of my own, they're like, $8.
Marisa: ...
Marisa: Ohh, you wanted... an account on the service...
Lyra: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Wait, what did you buy?
Marisa: ...Netflix?
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malice
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