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crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

#me getting my baklava at the farmers market and then my iced tea with vanilla #enjoying post school life so much. i can just do whatever i want now. i'm halfway through writing season 2 of my imaginary tv show

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they need to make a wuthering heights emoji for when u need to quickly express the emotion "heathcliff it's me i'm cathy i've come home i'm so cold let me in your window"

#i'm always saying this #kate bush #max rants about music

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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#ella

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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

#prev that's so funny mine is a replica scent too #i think it's called beach walk? #beach something #my other favourite is sun by lush

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#okay it really depends on the mall #if we're talking like king of prussia i'll take the snakes #if it's something relatively small then gorilla

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Fruit Dinos // Ceramicorn

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#call that sponge cake

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BLISTERS AND REGRET

i finally went ahead and got the rainbow blundstones i’ve been eyeing for like three years this was the best purchase ever actually

#besties the ski socks did NOT work #these are going to be a bitch to break in

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i finally went ahead and got the rainbow blundstones i’ve been eyeing for like three years this was the best purchase ever actually

#max's brain does the fork in the garbage disposal #my normal boots betrayed me #so it’s justified

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Finally listened to home video for the first time the other night… I think this song is fitting to represent that

#played this in the car the other day and now my roommate has it fully stuck in their head on loop #i am finding this Very amusing #lucy dacus #max rants about music

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whenever my sister, cousin, and I are into new media, we play a game where we assign each other a husband, wife, and a best friend from the show/game/series etc.

it's fun bc we have to justify our choices with everything we have, because the husband my cousin assigns to me from some series might not be the one I see myself with, so she has to basically orate her thesis on why I'm getting married to that guy. over all it's a fun glimpse into how your friends see you and think of you etc.

highly recommend this game. also, get funky with the gender however you like. we do a husband and wife for most mainstream media that is extremely gendered, but do whatever. spouse works as well.

above all, it's about submitting your friends to the mortifying ordeal of being known via betrothal.

#oh god my tags have made the rounds huh

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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

#trichotillomania gang

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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

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#clary fairchild. i wanted to be clary So bad #(tory brennan more than anyone else but also clary yeah) #without the jace though i am not much of a jace fan. i was a team simon girlie

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honestly what is stopping me from eventually just making my legal name maximum

#i shouldn't do it and i'm probably not going to do it #but it would be really funny #max is always going to be short for maximum there is simply no other long form i like #but also that's not a name. #………unless #max's brain does the fork in the garbage disposal