my life has changed
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I keep trying to Jane Goodall my way into the local gnome population so I can start gnome posting but i think they know my nefarious plots…
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As a jersey girl I want to add
Pros
Pork Roll
Water Ice
Access to both NY quality pizza and philly quality cheesesteaks
Wawa
Cons
Also Bruce Springsteen
Benefits of New Jersey:
It has a state wide commuter and light rail network
Hoboken
The Pine Barrens
Densest state in the Union
Beaches
Bruce Springsteen
Cons of New Jersey
Suburbs, so many suburbs
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as a certified mountain goats girlie i’m here to tell you that we’ve done enough circulating of “i hope you die / i hope we both die” from no children & now it’s time to circulate these lyrics from you were cool instead
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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dungeon meshi is about the power fantasy of being in the exactly perfectly correct situation for your personal brand of autism to be an essential, lifesaving asset
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I am the storm that was approaching. I’m going away now. I’m shy.
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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”
me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶
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I like to think that my fav is simply looking out for my wellbeing :)
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I love that my 2 top played classes tied
Take the test
You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???
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