Several years ago, my spouse was like, “you gotta give the kitties a warning before you grind your coffee beans” and I was like “okay sure makes sense” so now every morning before I grind coffee beans I yell “it’s gonna get loud babies!!!! Gotta grind some beans!!!!” And my spouse will yell back from corners of the house, in a despondent tone, “OH NO NOT THE BEANS!!!! SCATTER!!!”
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felix freaking out when he goes to propose to ashe bc he doesn't have parents or an older sibling but he feels weird not approaching the parents first because that's what he was always taught to do and without someone to really ask about it he still falls back on those kinds of traditional thoughts so he just panics and asks dimitri's permission meanwhile dimitri is just standing there like "literally what" but it doesn't matter anyway because ashe proposes first
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so, i’ll go. and i’ll stay. and we’ll be okay.
fleabag 2x6, 2019 | normal people 1x12, 2022
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hey ummmm we saw you at the lowe’s home improvement store eating ummmm…. seeds
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First official character art dropped!!!
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Hades | Hades II
It’s a family thing.
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me frm 2016 lookin @ me frm 2022
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Lilly, 85 (right) and Waltraud, 76, in their holiday residence on the Baltic coast. Lilly is a poet. She and Waltraud met when Lilly attended a creative writing class Waltraud was teaching, 12 years ago, and fell in love (x)
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Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated
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are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons
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getting asked what perfume you’re wearing>>>>>
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if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing
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Plastic surgeons hate her! Woman thinks her face looks fine like it is and appreciates her natural features and the balance and character they bring to her face
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