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#I think he usually goes by he/him bc that's what ppl expect of him #but he enjoys all pronouns and starts experimenting and mixing it up when he feels safe to do so

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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

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i made a variant of [link: two cakes] to illustrate a related principle

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heidiwranglescats

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you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art

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oh! this resonates with me!

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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

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Fuck it. Crochet cartilaginous stingray skeleton

#!!!!!! #COOL!!!!!!

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

#i have audio processing issues

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I love how big Ed's emotions are.

I love that he feels things so intensely. When he's excited, his whole body is bouncy and wiggly, his gestures big and his entire face lighting up. When Stede agreed to run away with him in s1e9, the way he has to squirm around and look over his shoulder because he just can't contain the excitement breaks my heart. When he's upset, his pursed lips and his crinkly eyebrows make him look the most pitiful anyone has ever looked ever. You can tell why he had to have the beard - the guy's face is an open book!

I love that he has such a big, vulnerable, loving heart. I love that he'll do anything for love, and he gets tears in his eyes when he argues with his boyfriend, and he knew he had to go make sure Stede was okay after Calypso's Birthday. I can just imagine him as a new captain, having to carefully hide his facial expressions so he could only let out his joy or fear or heartbreak where no one could see him, because he just feels everything so much.

And, most of all, I love that now he's safe to feel things, and show his emotions with all their intensity, and he never has to worry about being judged for it again.

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They should invent classical music with titles that are easy to remember. Why does it have to be like concerto number 27 in E minor I want to know if it's the one that blasts my dick off or not

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I don’t care if they took the knee brace away in s2 I have the headcanons to fill in the blanks myself. no knee brace in s2 due to the “I don’t deserve care I don’t deserve to feel okay” depression spiral of it all followed by the frankly whirlwind chain of events afterwards but when they’re in the inn the first thing stede does is make ed a new knee brace because he hates the idea of ed in pain. it is of extremely questionable functionality but is so clearly full of love and care that it makes ed cry and then he gets himself a new good knee brace and starts wearing it again. and also just offscreen in s2 stede is bringing ed cold compresses and ye olde pain relief gel and massaging his knee whenever it so much as twinges. btw.

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WIP peek at the hugging werewolves ♥

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#i only speak English and it took me like 30 seconds to get the first one and even less time to get the second one

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason: