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going forward i will only consume problematic media
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Guy who says “rest in peace” but he thinks he’s telling you to sleep good
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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright
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Save me pedialyte. Save me. Pedialyte save me
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After four years of miraculously avoiding it I finally got Covid because one of the people at my work knowingly came to work with it 😊😊 isn’t that lovely 😊😊
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"if you moved your face less you'll have less wrinkles" i hope my face is lined like a maze when im 60 with a full life behind me and i hope none of you bastards recognize me till i smile
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yo mama presence so calming she sits in the barn during stormy weather to help the animals
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I’m learning about worms.
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when the whole house got the autism
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Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind
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On the one hand I got my first car today. On the other hand I got stuck in an elevator for half an hour
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Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising
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Shoutout to asexual butches, because I feel like so much that people say about butches is inherently sexual. Do you respect asexual butches? Do you respect butches who don't want to be sexualised or give you sex? Asexual butches I love you <3
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screw it!!! im going to savor every moment!!! im going to appreciate the trees!! im going to live!!!
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