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illustration by Korean artist SilllDa

#hmmmmm #the symbolism of the piano still clutching onto me despite me not having touched it in four months #the guilt of leaving it behind despite the trauma it brought #hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is

#the taskmaster and little alex horne took me by Surprise fr #amusing things #nsfk

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#bruh #amusing things #nsfk

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

#pain

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I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

#christ #iconic post

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The cutest baby

#sayang #cats

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#crying #amusing things

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I'm begging you to turn the sound on

#amusing things

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#amusing things #when will the girlies finally accept that shes probably the straightest woman to exist

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occasional posts from users

#tumblr #amusing things

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

#bird evaporator #amusing things

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if you want my two cents i could never look at tommy shelby seriously like you're out there talking about death, treachery, gang shit or whatever the fuck with that fairy, button nose and pouty lips and freckles all over your face, and I'm supposed to FEAR you???? yeah that's enough princess let's get you to your pilates class shall we

#man wears a fucking peter pan collar to a business negotiation idk what else to tell you bro #tommy shelby #pb

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#susie dent #i love her #cats does countdown

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theres a dead dragonfly on the train??????

#i had to do a double take #and made everyone else coming in after me also do a double take #rip wee buddy #daisy vs uni

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Happy (belated) birthday to this tweet, and this tweet alone.

#happy five years #stevetony

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#twelfth night #polls

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inspired by recent events

#as an english major whos spent their entire life learning music #both of them would fuck up a song for me tbh #like how beneath a moonless sky has a baller melody but the lyrics suck ass #and i actively dislike it #to #polls