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this post has somehow, bizarrely, gotten to some unknown corner of mdzs tumblr because there is a deluge of tags like "op would hate mdzs" and "op never watch cdramas" and i'm just like.... who's going to tell them.

one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife

#i like mdzs so much i learned mandarin just to be able to read it. i translate cnovels as a hobby now. #do not speak the deep magic to me witch etc etc

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denis villeneuve wasn't strong enough to make feyd rautha hot like he was in the book because he knew none of them were prepared to handle the tidal wave of gay fanfiction that would devour them all

#paul was literally supposed to be feyd's wife.... the amount of omegaverse that would have spawned into existence immediately #dune

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"i don't give a rat's ass" okay but i do

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your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

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#how do you not run out of hot water....

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Wei Wuxian | The Untamed

#my beloved boy....

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#mine was peanut butter jelly time #which. funny story. #the guy who wrote that died in an 11 hour hostage standoff with the police

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I literally spit water all over my screen.

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

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obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

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all of the seasoned stardew valley players starting a fresh, year 1 farm today for the 1.6 upgrade

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Uh Oh: The Third Person Omniscient Narrator Of Your Life Just Started Repeating The Opening Paragraphs Verbatim

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one of the funniest parts abt the stardew valley community is that no one questions the hat mouse. like yeah it's a mouse that lives in the woods? and sells u hats? what's the issue

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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) Written by Lawrence Kasdan and George Lucas, directed by Richard Marquand

Episode description from Disney, [insp: ☆★☆★ ]