Someone at my work keeps joking that they just need to clone me so we’ll have full coverage and I’m honestly offended on behalf of my clone at the idea she’s be brought into this world just so she could work. If I get cloned, first off we are unionizing
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Florence and the Machine, from “Which Witch”
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Real dried strawberry earrings by Vapour Roses
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I’m gay and I hate the government and honestly I think that’s very sexy of me
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Judge: how do you plead?
Villanelle: [looks at Eve]
Eve: [mouths “not guilty”]
Villanelle: hot milky.
Eve: just lock her up.
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reading nook
https://www.pinterest.com/small spaces
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*giggles cutely* im going to snap
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Humoresque (1946) dir. Jean Negulesco
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attempted murder is a form of intimacy by the way . don't listen to people who tell you different
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what knowing a second language is like
your brain when you don’t need to be using your second language: i am a font of knowledge; no word or grammatical form can escape my grasp!
your brain when you do need to actually know shit: the ancient greek verb for “become full of worms” is ἐκζωόομαι and this is the only word you know now
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“I want you, Sarah.
You are not immune to me”
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