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Nobody's Eating Anybody's Babies
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a little preocupied with worrying about being killed by the mob because a homeless priest ran off with all of our drugs! i write fanfiction and draw stuff sometimes
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Average color of US states based on satellite imaging.
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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!
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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.
The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."
"Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!"
The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, "Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"
The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.
"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.
"No," his friend replied.
"Gay."
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The “Gouden Leeuw “ and “Zeven Provinciën” in front of Den Oever , Wieringen around 1670, by Jan de Quelery (1957-)
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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
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