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hey-howsitgoin · 11 hours
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why don't you take a long suck off a short cock bud
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hey-howsitgoin · 12 hours
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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hey-howsitgoin · 13 hours
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trying to blast thoughts of a gay makeout session into his brain using only my psychic power
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hey-howsitgoin · 13 hours
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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hey-howsitgoin · 14 hours
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hey-howsitgoin · 1 day
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say it back
rawr x3
say it back
say it back
rawr XD
cmon say it back
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hey-howsitgoin · 1 day
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actually, I think spiders georg should be counted. just because he's the best at what he does doesn't mean we need to discredit him. he's part of the statistic too
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hey-howsitgoin · 2 days
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i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea
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hey-howsitgoin · 2 days
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making another pwrong clip while the iron is hot i guess. also i've had this idea in drafts for ages
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hey-howsitgoin · 2 days
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hey-howsitgoin · 2 days
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I was gonna make a horny positivity post but I'm kinda sick of tgirls having to use sex to get any respect so uh, idk, love fat tgirls. Their dimples and their cellulite and their soft tummies and arms and thighs and their tits whether big or small and their asses even if they're flat. Idk. That's your sister. That's a person. Buy em dinner, invite them to a movie, tell em you thought about them at the store.
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hey-howsitgoin · 2 days
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People who talk about oat lattes and cuffed jeans and shit as bisexual traits are actually undercover CIA agents dedicated to making bisexuality lame as all hell
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hey-howsitgoin · 3 days
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T DO THIS! IT ISNT RIGHT
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hey-howsitgoin · 3 days
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The type of parents who argue that simply putting food on the table and keeping a roof over their kids' head is sufficient parenting are always so shocked when their children no longer want to deal with them once they've got their own place and can buy their own groceries. Like what else did you expect to happen? You told the people who had no other choice than rely on you for food and shelter that asking for any more than that is unreasonable of them, and then they don't go to you for anything once they can get those some other way. What would they go to their parents for?
They've got food at the house.
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hey-howsitgoin · 3 days
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hey-howsitgoin · 3 days
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(asking if someone is plural) are they...you know....playing on multiplayer???
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hey-howsitgoin · 4 days
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