heterophobicmaxanne

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Why did you learn Finnish?

To communicate with my parents and extended family. At age 1 I started to feel a bit hungry and decided I should start speaking so that my parents would feed me.

Hope this helps!

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sometimes i <3 aita posts

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Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.

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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

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remember. you can't know things you don't know. you have to find them out. by doing things.

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if it sucks generally hit da bricks yes. but there are also going to be times in life where you have to stay in uncomfortable or sucky situations because the only way out is through. and that is how life works. sometimes you have to keep that terrible job or that shitty apartment. this site's policy of "don't sink years of your life into something that's not going to be worthwhile" can kind of turn into "immediately stop doing anything you don't like" sometimes and that bothers me

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HE'S BACK, BABY

EA-NASIR IS HERE FOR US, RIPPING OFF CAPITALISTS

AS PER MY LAST TABLET

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ATONEMENT (2007) + flowers

#atonement

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how does one read Arya's story about being a weird little girl in a medieval fantasy setting and not fitting in gender conformity of the times and thinking actually she wants to be all these things not because of complex feelings of girlhood and thinking she's not a lady if she's not good at these things and that she actually admires powerful women who are free of specific expectations and has the power to do what she wants , no its to grow up as a model and beat a made up beef of who's the prettiest child ever and getting things that she specifically doesnt want to be that’s spelled out in the first book of the series y’all obsess about .

how does one read sansa's story about being exploited, preyed upon,molested and groomed specifically because she fits the criteria of being a #Lady in a world that sees girls and women as bargaining chips and tools for politics and take out that actually no she needs to be punished for being “beautiful” and having ideals that are expected of her time period, screw her agency she’s gotta be a housewife or evil at the end with idealism beaten out of her cause no one understands foils for some reason

how does one read BRIENNE'S story about how unfair the world is to women and girls who dont fit beauty standards all the complexity that comes with that and their relationship to womanhood , how because she can’t be a traditional lady she’s become the pinnacle of knightly good that she specifically admires and take away that "actually ugly means bad and beauty means good, i dont get the themes of beauty with the lannisters also"

#asoiaf

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

#fave

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men can't get other men pregnant lol

Skill issue

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the most "fucking, fair enough i guess" response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER

me: hi, i need a rabies shot triage nurse: oh? why's that? me: i got bitten by a bat triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning? me: removing a bat from my bedroom

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ohhhhh my god u made your greedy rich villain fat? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite jk rowling

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i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me