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*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

#i do this. a lot.

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goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

#space ---

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You want their families to be rivals? I’m down. They dated the same person? Cool. They have the same classes together? Neat. Our first interaction doesn’t need to be our muses first interaction. I like having already developed relationships, adds a little something. Plus, gives the opportunity for a “how did they meet” thread later on.

I'm 100% okay with your muse having a history with mine.

#ooc. #[ ACTUALLY yes. ]

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*hacker voice* anyway here’s firewall

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#kinship.

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TMI asks

Give me a character and a number:

1. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?

2. How much would you have to be paid, or how drunk would you have to be to have sex with a person not of your preferred gender?

3. Do you have any peculiar sleeping habits? Do you lay on your back, or your side? What do you wear to bed?

4. Would you date/sleep with someone from your closest circle of friends? Who would it be? 5. What’s the one thing that would instantly attract you to a stranger? 6. When was the last time you had an orgasm? 7. Do you like oral sex? Do you prefer giving, receiving, or both?

8. Would you date the [opposite of your own gender] version of yourself?

9. Have you ever sent or received a sexy text/holo message?

10. What was your last erotic dream?

11. How big are your breasts/is your dick?

12. Do you like anal sex? Do you prefer giving, receiving, or both?

13. Have you ever used aphrodisiacs of some sort during sex? What about drunken sex?

14. How long can you go without sex? How important is sex for you?

15. What is your favorite method of masturbation?

16. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?

17. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

18. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?

19. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?

20. Something that will never fail to get you horny?

21. Are you comfortable being naked? When you are alone/in public?

22. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? Would you like to get some?

23. Have you ever been in love? With whom?

24. How many sexual partners have you had?

25. Do you prefer shaved, trimmed or natural? How do you look down there?

#nsfw text --- #long post --- #ok?

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i’m not really good at being sassy. not on purpose at least.

#txt.

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someone once threatened to punch me in the face and i literally asked them how they were gonna reach it.

it didn’t register as a burn until i saw the person get more angry. 

#txt.

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pls also follow kiyesi.

#[ mostly human exorcist agender bae who is done with a lot of things. luv them. ] #ooc. #tbd;;;

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if one day there is a way to give out part of your height to people i’d do it.

#in a heartbeat. i'd give someone a fucking feet off of my height. #txt.

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i’m terrified at the prospect of growing bigger than what i already am.

#i'm 7'2" i think. this is terrible. #i don't want to duck more to get through doors. #txt.

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Paintin’ batties! In order: Kitti’s Hog-Nosed Bat, Painted Bat, Hoary Bat, Common Vampire Bat, Honduran White Bat, and Spotted Bat!

#bats ---

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i hope it’s an acceptable brand of attention.

heteristic hey thanks. that’s a very nice attention, i love it, thanks for thinking of me

#vayuprana

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oh ok. i’ll add you later.

heteristic

It’s actually crocutacrocutie, my mistake.

#jewelofafrlca