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NO girls should flirt with me because they will find out that as soon as it gets to the sexy talk stage i cant turn off the jesters spirit and i will continue to make jokes. there is no sexy in me only the bit and brother i stay chompin
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please watch this scene from the Garfield movie that establishes how evil the villain is
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The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
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Sorry for tagging your art with just # oogh or # oh. Just know this means im profoundly moved
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hihi helloo brucey :D ik i have a LOT of asks in your inbox however- i’m trying to draw my dnd character rn and recently i realised he’d be more closer in body type to darryl wilson and I was wondering if you have any tips on drawing that body type? (I think you do a really good job at doing it so asking for some advice hehe also how do you draw faces/hj don’t have to answer all my questions sorryyyy) okok byeeee *falls over*
HEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOO LARK listen man just keep them coming bc I'll check the mail eventually. Ok I'm not a professional artist + my anatomy tends to be pretty jank so first and foremost, I recommend using real life references for body types/muscle structure SO YOU CAN AT LEAST Y'KNOW,,, GET AN IDEA HOW FAT AND MUSCLE N SKIN MOVES.
Here's a super quick VERY ROUGH sketch page of like,, kinda bodies/faces?
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I think my tips are:
Fat and muscle looks different on everybody, but build the basic skeleton/muscle shapes and put fat on top of that. Again, use refs, they help a lot!
I use a lot of rounded squares and have found them the most helpful for construction. I tend to avoid using direct squares or circles because I find that they don't give me the form I prefer, but it's also whatever you need to get the job done!
Fat drapes and layers TYPICALLY ( not always, depends y'know, REFERENCES) so typically I've found that the breast sits on a fat towards the bottom of the ribcage area, and that folds around the side/arm and goes into the torso, which can come out to lovehandles/hip dips. So keep in mind that it's usually all layering?
There's fat and muscle under the arms and inner-thighs! I don't always remember it but it can be helpful for drawing thicker/fatter characters
Stretch marks go a lot way!
For heads/faces, I tend to use a square or twisted plane and turn it into a fucked up cube, similar to old chunky computers? I only started doing this recently but I prefer it over circles bc I like the form better. I then tend to map out eyes with a guideline and put a little line nose but it depends on how complex I'm drawing.
I may make a more detailed guide thing but I'm not an expert, and someone who I recommend is @/officialspec ( whom I think kicks ass + has better guides)
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Hey guys we’re still into Minecraft Story Mode
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Looking back at old pics of me and my dog and redrew it as the guy and his pig wow
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local autistic person realises that in order to discover new music they have to listen to new music: 4 dead 26 injured
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I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but intrusive thoughts are basically your brain’s (sometimes very upsetting) way of saying “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”
I’ve personally found that adding the “would that be fucked or what?” part in myself really helps put the more disturbing thoughts we sometimes get into perspective. Helps me say “yeah thar sure would be fucked up” and move on with my day.
It’s not not a secret desire, it’s not something that only occurs to you because you’re a bad person. It’s just your brain deciding to process the fact that it knows an uncomfortable thing exists in the world by feeding it to you in an absurd “what if” with you as the main character.
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you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct
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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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