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the freak autistic girl who rambles about her interests and has 30 billion weird kinks does exist btw, it's just that you don't actually give a shit about her you just want the idea of her without all the mental illness and poverty and housing struggles that she deals with also you don't actually like it when she actually expresses those kinks and rambles about her interests you just want a trophy to show off

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HE'S BACK, BABY

EA-NASIR IS HERE FOR US, RIPPING OFF CAPITALISTS

AS PER MY LAST TABLET

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...

#OHHHH MY GOD.

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happy anniversary to one of the things that managed to make me cry until i stopped thinking

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You know what you REALLY can’t kill in a way that matters? Mint.

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someones joining

there we go

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Who's your favorite Tumblr Sexywoman then

Who else?

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I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

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...

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OP also turned off reblogs for this but it has to be said

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I feel like a lot of people don’t quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to ‘male servant’ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.

(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole ‘the butler did it’ trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)

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Gabriel, internally: He lost to THAT?

Bonus: how V1 has been opening doors so far

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sketches of a killing machine that i definetly do not want to kiss

another but rougher

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AUTHORITY [Heroic: Success] — The machine shows not an ounce of remorse for the slaughter of your kin. No matter, the punishment for this crime will be all the same — death.

#LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #ty for the tag #ultrakill

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