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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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just saw a post about how cute it would be if werewolves purred and the vibrations while cuddling.

imagine cockwarming a werewolf that can't stop purring so you keep cumming on his vibrating cock

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“Oh my god, he’s so scary,” I say as I kick my feet up in the air and giggle like an idiot.

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

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if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

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btw. being kink positive means ALL kinks even the ones you think are "immoral" or whatever the fuck. "but what about-" especially that one. no sex act between consenting adults is immoral actually. kill the cop in your brain.

of course that doesn't mean you have to be comfortable with every kink. it's fine to have limits for your own personal stuff. but if you judge people based on what they do with their consenting partners, I cannot stress this enough, you are being a bad person.

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wearing the strap while topping is tried and true, but have we considered: wearing the strap while bottoming

#as someone of a bigender slant #get me a vibrating strap and i am DOWN #i feel you op

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nice argument HOWEVER, pin me down like a prey animal and fuck me

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why have trans discourse when we could have trans intercourse

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Idk if triggering or not for you, but if you ever get the chance to stand in front of the mirror admiring yourself with a strap, 10/10 would recommend

i admire myself constantly with any configuration of body parts so this is absolutely a vibe if anyone has some good strap reccs, drop em in my inbox

#heme speaks

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original comic by @ballisticpurple

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man i’m so horny i need to (tries to think of something funny to say and then remembers that i’m trying to stop hiding truth behind irony and that there is a simple beauty in sincerity that the hot girls on my social media feeds are romanticizing) jerk off