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helloidkwhatimdoing-0 · 57 minutes
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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool
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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
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Why are these people cartoon villains
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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.
Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.
I feel like I’ll never catch up.
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Saw this on a door at work.
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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
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No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*
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we need more vampire stuff that’s set really really far north on the planet. the potential… we don’t have any sunlight for a couple of months every year so they would literally be able to walk around during the day and no one would know…
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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse
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me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with
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you guys love mean lesbians until theyre mean or theyre lesbians
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ultimately I have become the old man on the internet who must keep up with trends and that is actually very relaxing because it means I can say fucked up shit that's wrong and feign ignorance.
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i love listening to obviously romantic music and just ignoring it. get platonic'd idiot
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i love listening to obviously romantic music and just ignoring it. get platonic'd idiot
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