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starting to move next week (i am being very calm and normal about this) and i've just decided that i'm going to document the process through soulsborne NOUN VERBED text edits of my progress pictures. hope you all enjoy it

#mawdop #got the idea while thinking about my couch. that i still have not bought

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how i feel about elidibus after finally replaying 5.3

#i'm having a little ascian phase this year due to the ascian intern sihtric au. no longer immune. #did you know that elidibus is fond of sihtric bc he's like a mirage of azem amd erichthonios that eli doesn't realize hes mixing up. haha #mawdop #xiv

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SAIRSEL: The lad seems to me like a fox in a snare... or a bird in a cage.

#5.3 ascian intern au edition babeyyy #xiv #false saint #mawdop

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howling.

#mawdop #saints

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

#emet-selch

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Ultima: im an ultra powerful multi dimensional space alien GOD!

Joshua: and Im 12?

#literally #xvi

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hello women dykes et al. tits

oh my god big boob butch friendly wirefree bra REAL should i post a thirst trap (?) to celebrate

#didn't wait for an answer because i have to go to sleep like a grownup 🙏 #never felt hot a day in my life. we're getting there 🧘 #mawdop

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oh my god big boob butch friendly wirefree bra REAL should i post a thirst trap (?) to celebrate

#mawdop

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really good comment from livvy about cpt james m flint (sihtric's uncle in ginger megalomania) shaving his head that deserves immortalizing

#mawdop #🌌

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one thing that's great about the song of ice and fire books is the way nobody ever knows what the fuck is going on. like somebody in a bar will be like "long live good king renly!" and somebody else will be like "oh he died. like a month ago. yeah lady catelyn stark stabbed him" and somebody else will be like "actually I heard he was stabbed by a shadow his brother fathered on a priestess" and a fourth person will be like "wait didn't renly literally just win the battle of king's landing last week" and then they're all like "well, whatever. long live good king whoever it is now. next round's on me"

#literally it never stops being funny #asoiaf

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joshua grew up with an abusive mother watched his father get beheaded then turned into a monster-god that he was too young a too afraid to control and got turbo murdered by his brother at the tender young age of ten years old spent most of his adolescence in a coma and in the care of a cult that worships the monster-god that lives inside him. and they Still managed to make him so fucking flat

away is the fire version of footsteps in the snow and when you say this it really highlights how joshua and ysayle are the same flavour of underutilized character (could've been so so compelling if they had just been allowed to be marginally more unhinged cult leaders) in this essay i will

#almost wrote that the pacing falls apart after he & clive reunite but that would imply the pacing wasnt already held together by scotch tape #final fantasy writers these days will be like we can't make this Good character interesting they have to be unequivocally likable #mawdop

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away is the fire version of footsteps in the snow and when you say this it really highlights how joshua and ysayle are the same flavour of underutilized character (could've been so so compelling if they had just been allowed to be marginally more unhinged cult leaders) in this essay i will

#heavensward writer (derogatory) #mawdop

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Rotating them in my mind... ( sorry for all the tw stuff, it just fits them :-(( so I put them in a little polish cartoon style piece as retribution)

#op ur art is breathtaking. #the arrow piercing the two of them... augh #witcher

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Today's Seals Are: Atmospheric

#seals that could be in the background of an eivør song #photos

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she is a dead girl but she is MY dead girl

#steorra #:( <3

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how can you get on your knees and seek forgiveness in the house of god that he built?

#ough. #pathologic

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#GORGEOUS!!!! #xiv