sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front
lucy telling the ghoul about the movies she watched growing up before she knows who he really is and she names one of his, and she's like, "i had the biggest crush on one of the actors" and the ghoul's like, "oh yeah, who? 😏" and lucy says "charlie whiteknife" and then she can't figure why the ghoul's grumpier than usual the rest of the day.
After the scene where Lucy gives Cooper the chems and says "Golden Rule, motherfucker." He is eventually taken in by the government where they accuse him of turning over the super duper mart. It would've been so easy for Cooper to be like "it was actually this vault dweller that's super easy to find bc she sticks out like a sore thumb." But he didn't. He told them he did it, and even taunted them further before ultimately killing them.
My theory is he did it because he didn't want them to go after her/kill her. Because Golden Rule, motherfucker.
If Norm isn't in promo shots for season two then it'd be a crime. He had as much screentime as the Ghoul in some of the back half episodes and had his own plotline where he was the POV character. He's a lead.
Yeah, I'm totally normal about Lucy and Cooper's dynamic. It's not like we learn in the first episode that Cooper was divorced and unhappy. Immediately followed by Lucy's marriage application and wedding which ended with her husband stabbing her. Yeah, it's not like we learn later on that Cooper was also metaphorically stabbed in the back by his wife's beliefs. It's not like Cooper told his wife that he loved her because he trusted her to always do the right thing. Yeah, it's not like Lucy always tried to do the right thing and treated him right. Also, it's not like the two had a bloody "exchange" of fingers, evoking the red thread of fate, also known as the red thread of Marriage... Yeah, okey-dokey.
they should let me write for fallout season 2. here are my ideas
hank arrives in new vegas and is immediately jumped by a local gang. specifically the kings. i just want to know what it would look like for kyle maclachlan to have the shit beat out of him by a dozen elvis impersonators
dj carl is revealed to be the current president of the enclave. and also sergeant arch dornan's son. and a ghoul fucker.
we continue the trend of cooper howard pre-war scenes. keith mckinney from fallout 4 far harbor makes an appearance. he is played by billy eichner. i will accept no other casting decision.
we learn the reason cooper howard kept talking to his dog is because he can actually communicate with dogs. this is mentioned only in passing and never elaborated on.
a flashback scene to hank still being in moldaver's captivity. i just want to see the moment he realizes she fucked his wife
i don't know which ending of new vegas should be canon, but i do think the canon ending of the lonesome road dlc should be that ulysses lives. i just feel like he would hate all the protagonists and i love that for him
return of fev super mutants. specifically the one that sells tumbleweeds
tom waits as a ghoul hobo. it's a natural choice. he keeps showing up and demanding lucy answer his riddles
brotherhood squires are given coconuts so the knights can pretend they are riding horses. squires who do not clip-clop for their knights are executed.
norm escapes vault 31 by making a finger gun at bud and threatening him. he convinces bud it is a real gun. the whole standoff takes about 10 minutes
thaddeus is welcomed into the vault 4 community. he and overseer benjamin fall in love. they have a beautiful wedding
we are graced with an appearance by fallout 4 fan favorite companion john hancock. he has an hour-long knife fight with walton ghoulggins that ends in a draw. it is then that they kiss-