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ROSAMUND PIKE AS MOIRAINE DAMODRED The Wheel of Time, “Shadow's Waiting” 1.02

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The way I would actually die for Faramir and Eowyn.

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Nothing annoys me more than when people say Jaime and Brienne are “so pure” that their relationship would be ruined by sex.

Like, what planet are you on? They’re not pure, they’re utter filth.

They try to have a sword fight, but end up having a metaphorical sex scene that is all swords kissing, forwards backwards, blood on thigh, straddling.

Jaime tells Brienne his great secret and she’s like *he looked so hot in that bath, couldn’t tell you a word he said but he looked smoking*.

Jaime goes within four feet of some slightly tepid water and he’s like *do you remember Brienne naked in that bath? Cos I sure do!*

They both try to think about normal things and then *unbidden* they’re both thinking about each other in conjunction with sex and babiez.

Like, where is the purity?

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Brienne spending most of asos w Jaime sobbing on the back of the horse shaved bald and covered in shit and next book she’s imagining their wedding. ppl like ‘she could do better’ she doesn’t want better she wants That

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LAURA DERN as Dr. Ellie Sattler in Jurassic Park (1993)

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Jurassic Park, but everyone including the dinosaurs is wearing high heels.

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"Is Discord okay? Perhaps someone should check on him." -Said no one in G5

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ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

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Anck Su Namun / Meela Nais (portrayed by Patricia Velásquez)

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The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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LAURA DERN as Dr. Ellie Sattler in JURASSIC PARK (1993)

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JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler

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The usual suspects.

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the whump fan’s dilemma

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