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Today my friend sent me a vaguely worded text asking me to come over that sort of definitely made it sound like she needed help burying a body, to which I did not ask questions. I was very relieved when instead I was ambushed by 4 people throwing water balloons at me

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Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?

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So ‘Sisyphus’ was trending on Twitter and it was just Classics jokes!

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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

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I have to go get a needle right now and I am being SO brave about it

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she is the moment she is everything

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Sometimes I draw comics where the characters are just nice to each other. (Part 2)

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it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

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Google Earth is Amazing

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Got Bones? (Printable)

Hey, I made a printable .PNG version of that “got bones” flyer if anyone wants to make a few copies to hang up in real life and cause some minor chaos around their town. Have fun, feel free to send me pics if you stick it up anywhere

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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me

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My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good

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today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:

there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.