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2017-01-04

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People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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i looooove piracy. it’s like click click this is mine now lmaoooo

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vwoop

as a society we need to appreciate bitterns so much more...they are so important

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shame on you gaud. you haven't given me anxiety. you've only made me hornier for clowns.

i can assure you the shame here is not on me

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Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

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obsessed with how recipes are expressly banned in ao3′s terms of service but underage is a main content tag

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people keep demanding Catboy Techno and I know this isn’t what they mean

but I would argue this is in fact better

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Sometimes i remember youre just a guy with a name thats probably like James or Jamal or Andrew or something normal and then i become paranoid about people i meet because they could be you and i wouldnt know

One “Jack” must be stronger than all other “Jack’s”

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Soooo untrue, worstie <3 *draws my blade as my life bar appears on the bottom of your vision*

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flower crown cottagecore is a whole spectrum and the area I live in is *pours bucket of twigs & dirt over my head & squats to drown myself in the shallow end of the bog*

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I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.