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What candy you buy from me at concessions says about you
Swedish fish: you have unaddressed antisocial and narcissistic traits. People in your life are afraid to tell you how they really feel about you
Hot tamales: you’re just plain fucked up
Snickers bar: you’re hungry. Your kids made you see this movie
Haribo goldbears: Manchild/womanchild
Milk duds: you’re normal
Sour patch kids: You lack impulse control
Reese’s cups: You lack dignity
Plain m&ms: You’re an “old soul”
Peanut m&ms: you’re deluding yourself
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Palestinians: Joe Biden has the blood of thousands of Palestinians on his hands. I will never support a genocidal monster like him.
Some random white tumblr user: oh so you want queer people to die huh you want to kill all trans people and scream make America great again huh I know you love trump just say it out loud say you want to vote trump and hurt queer people I know you do have I mentioned you love trump and you need to stop pretending you care about those terrorists-I mean those Palestinians. Btw you love trump
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A fat ass white boy with cakes for days ran right in front of my car and I couldn't stop in time
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the "have you dreamed of phones before" poll is super funny cus i hve straight up had text convos and seen reddit posts in my dreams
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heartevent · 2 days
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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp
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shina ringo, ROCKIN'ON JAPAN. APRIL 2000 VOL.185 (via himitsuGIRL)
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Discord has introduced microtransactions to make only specific users hear sound effects. Skype is back as a livestreaming platform. X is now marketing “twitter” as a paid-only private area to post in on X. There are clouds gathering above the field now. There’s an ache in your tooth when you eat something sweet, sharp and stabbing, but you put it off. The wind makes the puddles in the mud ripple after it rains. When you look out, you like to pretend they are deeper, deep enough to drown in. You wonder if you’d still be able to see just how big the cloud-heavy sky is as you fall beneath the surface. You wonder if you’d hear the first drops of rain. You wonder how the wind always seems to find you out there. The field is large, and it is cold outside. Come inside now. It’s getting late.
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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?
I can't think of anything bad he did
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Yemen, 2010 by Georges Bartoccioni
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can we just have, like, any feminist movement whatsoever. did everyone just stop caring?
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