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hcppilyluke-blog · 9 years

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Don’t worry your pretty little head, Ashton. Elijah would never let me do anything he knew I couldn’t handle.

Luke, I’m sorry but what have I told you about drugs. For God sake.

#ashtxnflxtcher #luke needs someone in his life that will tell him no bc tbh he just pounts his way #through everything #he's a spoiled bitch #brat

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hcppilyluke-blog · 9 years

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There you go.

…Stooooned?

#didn't think so #ashtxnflxtcher

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hcppilyluke-blog · 9 years

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#Daddy #this time the jamie kind #Daddy af

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hcppilyluke-blog · 9 years

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#ooc #irrelevant

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hcppilyluke-blog · 9 years

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Hi hi hi I know I just got on but my sister wants to do something tonight so I guess that’s gonna be a thing. Its a good good good day.

Also you may think that Tabbie and I talk a lot because of interactions on here or the tags when in reality our conversations go a bit like four messages from me at different hours of the night talking about muke, one message from her responding to one of the things, two hours worth of discussion and repeat

#daddy #but not the jamie kind #the tabbie kind #ooc

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hcppilyluke-blog · 9 years

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I was kind of enthralled and sated by just listening to you talk, but if you actually want the coffee, the answer is yes.

I think there is a tear in this jacket… my change keeps falling out, and it’s getting harder and harder to fill this coffee addiction before I head over to the shop. I need my coffee before, the book store may seem like a dreary place that’s all dusty and smells like mould, but you should meet the owner — they talk slower than that guy from One Dalmatian…Henry Steels, is that his stupid name? —.. by the way, would you mind getting my coffee this go around?

#in which luke is addicted to michael's voice rather than a substance #simply because he could gain more satisfaction from hearing the smallest laugh #or listening to him read of definitions from webster's dictionary #than he could from a short high #tabbie i hate myself for this talk to me about muke #michaelffck

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hcppilyluke-blog · 9 years

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Try again, Ash.

Bud, you drunk again?

#hoping you catch the joke here #ashtxnflxtcher

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hcppilyluke-blog · 9 years

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I mean, it could be from either, but the safest bet would be substance, considering the activity I participated in roughly half an hour ago.

Well, it’s true as it gets. Are your eyes bloodshot because of substance, or are you really tired, because I can’t tell. And it’d like to know now so that I can be more selective of my choice in words, depending on the case.

#stop trying to make smoking weed sound like a formality luke just no #poppstyles

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hcppilyluke-blog · 9 years

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Leave the poor boy alone, he’s plenty attractive to be the Mila in this relationship. It’s so 2014 because it’s true, Calum, don’t deny it. Okay, if I hear fuckboy one more time, I’m actually going to kill someone. It’s so overused. You heard me, I lost a half-giant. It’s easier than you think, okay? One second he’s sitting right next to me, and the next, he’s probably in Siberia.

Yeah, I guess that would make you Jackie. — And that’s better than him being Jackie because you’d do Mila Kunis more justice. A squishy puppy ? That’s so 2014, Luke. Although it’s better than fuckboy. I’ll admit that. You lost Eli ? How does one lose a half-giant specimen ? — Wait, never mind, he’s just as tall as half of us here.