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in the club doing unspeakable things
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Enough already
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Senior branch manager
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rights received
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"Miss Trulsen with her cat.". 1909. Source.
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hazelsheartsworn · 9 hours
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"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember
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hazelsheartsworn · 9 hours
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dev patel really said "i support trans ppls rights....... trans ppls rights to kill bigots with guns and metal pipes and chairs and cool knives'' anyway watch monkey man
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hazelsheartsworn · 14 hours
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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
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hazelsheartsworn · 14 hours
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I need to be taken to the seaside for hysteria
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hazelsheartsworn · 14 hours
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I become exhausted when post-consumer/reuse ideas become trendy because I'll see someone on the community page asking where they can get 20 1-gallon milk jugs for their indoor gardening projects and the answer is obviously the waste bin, after drinking 20 gallons of milk. But they dont mean that, they mean where can they buy them new and already clean. But the point of using gallon jugs is to make clever use of things you already have, not to buy more.
Like when pallet gardening was a thing but people wanted brand new clean looking pallets instead of going to the hardware store loading dock and asking if they could take broken and used ones.
Like yes we get that ot looks cute and it's a solution to a problem but the point of it was to use things that would have been otherwise tossed.
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hazelsheartsworn · 14 hours
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so apparently both the linear b tablets and homer (il. V.722) reveal that chariots were very often stored and transported in pieces, meaning that they were easy to assemble and take apart whenever necessary
ikea chariöt...
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hazelsheartsworn · 14 hours
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bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?
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I did a google search and it said that you invented death??? is this true?
It is true. 
Long ago, people lived forever, and when they were done with everything they had wanted to do, they would take a bus to Bognor Regis, on the English south coast, and sleep in small seaside bed and breakfast hotels. They would spend the days walking along the seafront, possibly crunching along the shingle. Hundreds of them to begin with, but eventually millions, and then millions of millions. Needless to say, Bognor Regis became uncomfortably crowded, and there was nowhere to buy an ice cream or even a postcard. All of the Bed and Breakfasts had “No Vacancies” signs up. 
I was only a boy, but I could see that this was untenable. “What if,” I suggested, “We make it so that instead of going to Bognor by bus, people who have finished just stop existing, and rot down. And what if we make it so it’s always been like this?”
“You are seven years old,” they said to me. “It will be many years before you take the bus to Bognor. Why do you let this bother you?”
“Because this is not tenable,” I told them. It was a big word I was proud of knowing and I used it whenever I could. “By that time the town will be so full that I will have to sleep on the pebbled beach at night, or even in the road. It will not be a good thing.”
I showed them my drawings, which included suggestions for how death would work, and stressed that for it to be successful it would also need to apply to everything else as well. Not just people.
“Even cats?” they asked.
“Even cats,” I told them.
“The cats won’t like that,” they said. But the cats thought it was going to be great, and explained to us that they had plans for the mice and the birds under the proposed system, and my invention caught on. These days almost nobody remembers what it was like before.
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Also, there’s a character called Death in SANDMAN. I made her up, and Mike Dringenberg made up the way that she looks.
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hazelsheartsworn · 14 hours
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3d printed start gate
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hazelsheartsworn · 14 hours
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The thing about wanting to write smart essays is you truly do have to read books to do that, and the thing about reading books is that it is way harder now that I am not 17 and smartphoneless
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