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hazelbleu · 6 minutes
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the fascist states of america when for once a significant number of people in it dares question why tax dollars consistently fund a genocide thats been going on thrice as long as youve been alive
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hazelbleu · 6 minutes
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hazelbleu · 10 minutes
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hazelbleu · 10 minutes
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re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)
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hazelbleu · 11 minutes
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hazelbleu · 11 minutes
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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
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hazelbleu · 13 hours
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Todd Howard’s brain is equal parts American idolatry, stupidity, and a pathological need to lie
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hazelbleu · 13 hours
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[Image ID: a black and white typography edit that reads "the homosexual and the transsexual must always seek to liberate the other for they fight the same fight." in black boxes. in the center of the image is a cat affectionately rubbing it's face against a large fluffy dog that is laying down. the entire image is textured to look aged and photocopied. /End ID]
click for quality (instagram) (as a sticker) (prints)
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hazelbleu · 13 hours
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kyubey car
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hazelbleu · 13 hours
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i’m sorry but this is what i instantly thought of when i saw izutsumi coughing
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hazelbleu · 13 hours
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Desert Eye, by Elliot McGucken.
Arches National Park, Moab, UT
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hazelbleu · 14 hours
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Today marks the 76th anniversary of the Nakba, the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians to make way for Israel in 1948.
Over 750,000 Palestinians were displaced that day. This did not start on October 7th.
Know their history, fight for their future. 🍉
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hazelbleu · 14 hours
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hazelbleu · 15 hours
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must be one of those bugged no-notes posts
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hazelbleu · 16 hours
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the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made
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hazelbleu · 16 hours
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rose tyler visiting home wearing tshirts from artists and tours that havent happened yet or tv shows that dont exist yet and everyone thinking she just has weird obscure music taste and is rly weird. its 2006 rose tyler walking down the street and everyone who glances at her shirt is thinking ‘who in the fuck is olivia rodrigo and where did this girl get a 2024 tour shirt’
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hazelbleu · 16 hours
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Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend
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