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Gabriel: I DO WHAT I WANT

Cas: I'm calling Sam

Gabriel: no wait

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Sam: keep an eye on Dean today, he’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched

Gabriel: sure! I’d love to see Dean get punched

Sam: try again

Gabriel, sighing: I will stop Dean from getting punched

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the witcher books canon: dandelion and geralt have a decades-long friendship wherein they have many adventures together, they both display great care and loyalty to each other and undertake personal risk to help the other

also the witcher books canon: geralt has no idea who julian alfred pankratz, viscount de lettenhove is

#Book Geralt is the true himbo Geralt

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Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

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my favorite trope is when someone believes they’re hard to love and someone who loves them like it’s breathing.

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You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

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g: sometimes you’re a real jackass, but i love you brother.

l: and sometimes you’re a real blowhard, but dammit i’d go to hell and back for you!

#He protecc

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Safe place

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Daughter and father 🥰 p.s. Poland has the red poppy as the national flower ❤️

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Lambert: Bro-

Aiden: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Aiden: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Okay but

Modern Witchers who use an app to find and pick up contracts. Like Fiverr or Uber, but for monster hunters. Witchr.

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i love when u bitches rb my posts it’s like ur milking me . im like a little post cow

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Young Ciri: Ohmygod Vesemir is so boriiinngg Geralt: He is teaching you important things, when you get older you will realise how wise he is- Lambert walking in: Ohmyfuckingod Vesemir is so boriiing

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Out of a moment of aching sadness and fury and manic impulsivity, a wizard turns a killer whale trapped in a theme park aquarium into a human so she can smuggle it out of the park and back into the wild.

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