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I found out japanese fans are calling this the "american comic book-style marcille"

i'm WHEEZING LMAO

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Dear sir/madam,

Your brave son, Right Airpod, has been killed in action. We express our deepest sympathies and will be in touch with you for funeral arrangements.

Respectfully,

Airpods Case

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I had not read this interview, this is very entertaining to think about.

Imagine GRRM handing them a lower fantasy political drama, where all the demigods are human and have normal human problems, and then a few years later he finds that one of his guys is now a giant snake.

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I'm using this as a reaction pic now btw

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why do people not figure out that pope Francis probably learnt gay lingo from his costume maker

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I don't know how strictly accurate this is, but one of the things I find shocking about watching historical dramas is how many people there are around all the time---according to Madame de... (1953) a well-off French household in the Belle Epoque maintains a workforce of at least 3, and the glittering opera has staff just to open doors. According to Shogun (2024) you can expect a deep bench just to mind your household, and again, people who exist to open doors.

Could people....not open doors in the past? Were doors tricky, before the standardization of hinges? Because otherwise, the wealthy used to pay a whole bunch of people to do it for them in multiple contexts, and I find myself baffled.

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guy who is fun-ruiningly pedantic about the differences between a labyrinth and a maze

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Have some totk Ganondorf

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can’t believe we stopped calling them “truth” and “beauty” and went with the far duller “top” and “bottom”

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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

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i love parking my car perfectly and beautifully and correctly with plenty of space between the lines and then coming back and still having to squeeze my fat ass into it like a boba through a bendy straw because someone parked their oversized Daddy’s Special Boy-mobile a smooth 6 inches from my goddamn door

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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

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iwtv s2 already a masterpiece: armand making out with all the boys, while he and lestat try to outcunt each other, louis and daniel competing to win the interview with the vampire, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve, while louis’ psyche unravels more and more and daniel is fighting for his life as he chants to himself ‘i’m straight i’m straight’. but as always who suffers more than jesus? claudia.