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Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.

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Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And people would listen He was really cool

If you were blind or lame You just went to Jesus And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Baryshnikov Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink his blood That's so cool Jesus was so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was So they killed him But then he rose from the dead He rose from the dead, danced around Then went up to heaven I mean, that's so cool Jesus was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians

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Listen/purchase: The Call of Cthulhu by H P Lovecraft by The Classic Ghost Stories Podcast

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Been digging deeper into whatever Shirley Jackson stories I can find online. It's amazing the way Jackson can pull the dust-cloth off of the routine and the banal to reveal the sinister and disturbing.

I had to listen to this particular story a few times before fully understanding the implications of the subtext. So, if you do listen, listen closely.

Also, this is a wonderful reading by acclaimed actress Maureen Stapleton.

#shirley jackson #american gothic #audiobooks

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The ignorant Looker-on can't imagine what the Limner means by those seemingly rude Lines and Scrawls, which he intends for the Rudiments of a Picture, and the Figures of Mathematick Operation are Nonsense, and Dashes at a Venture, to one uninstructed in Mechanicks. We are in the Dark to one another's Purposes and Intendments; and there are a thousand Intrigues in our little Matters, which will not presently confess their Design, even to sagacious Inquisitors.

Joseph Glanvill, Sadducismus triumphatus

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#Snoopy's Christmas #The Red Baron #Peanuts #Christmas #Youtube

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Listen/purchase: Carmilla by J Sheridan le Fanu by The Classic Ghost Stories Podcast

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