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Fucking love Yusuke.

Hirofumi and Kengo vibingggg

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So I've been all over this guy for the past week and then I had a wild ass dream that we got married and I was scared of being alone in the house while he goes out to do his gigs and stuff and Ir realized that maybe I am just too scared to get married to anyone in my life. Like even if they offered me a safe place to live and stuff...I just can't.

So then I kept going about my day wondering when I could shake off my infatuation with this guy. Then I saw just how small he is and oof. He SUPER small.

A little shorter than me is okay but he super skinny too...he needs to stop smoking 🥺.

He needs to eat some actual food. Oof I'll cook for him. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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THE NOVEMBERS - Zoning @ ANGELS ONEMAN TOUR 2019

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*Holds snacks over Hatano's head even though I'm only like 3 centimeters taller.* ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

-please don't kill me later ( ´Д`)y･~~

Your Fave is Problematic: Joker Game Edition

Yuuki: Too serious. Roasted a man to death. And how old is Hatano? Twelve? Child labor? Where are the parents?

Miyoshi: An asshole to everyone. Selfish. Sarcastic. Probably has pushed a child and taken their juice box. Would sell your soul to Satan for one corn chip. Spends too much on hair products. Is dead.

Sakuma: Doesn’t know shit about shit. An imperialist. Fucking useless aside from his nice abs. Almost committed suicide so he wouldn’t have to touch a painting.

Kaminaga: The worst spy ever?? Got captured by British spies when all he had to do was take photos. Eats potato chips and goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night, completely uncaring for those who are sleeping.

Tazaki: Pigeons are literally vermin. Send a fucking telegram. Used a child falling in love with him at first sight to his advantage. Wishes he’d been a train conductor instead of a spy.

Jitsui: Probably goes to the library just to tell people to be quiet. Goes to bed at 8pm and wakes up at 7am. Gets off every time someone stubs their toe.

Hatano: Loves memes. Has to ask you to get the snacks from the top shelf because he’s so fucking short. Puts a whoopie cushion in your chair 3x a day every day for a month and laughs every time. Annoying.

Odagiri: Always on his phone and can’t hold a conversation. Baby boomers hate him. Doesn’t talk to anyone because he thinks he’s better than everyone. Uses Miyoshi’s hair products when he’s not looking.

Fukumoto: …………………………………….he;s never done anything wrong

NAH JK I GOTTA ROAST HIM. Fake ass bitch. Acts quiet but is really talking shit about you behind your back. You probably think you know two different people, but they’re both him. Cooks the food so you can’t say shit about him and will make it nasty on purpose if you piss him off.

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DRAAAAAAGGGGG HIMMMMM

[during a meeting at General Staff Headquarters]

Yuuki: And now, back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press. Mutou, what’s good?

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Based on this post by @incorrectjokergame

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I might think I can't take it any more, that I can't go on any more, but one way or another I get past that.

— Haruki Murakami, After Dark

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D-AGENCY → HATANO, SHIMANO RYŌSUKE IN MISCALCULATION.

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傷は治癒しない、 時間がずれる もし君は最後の旅をすること 決めたら、 私、絶対に 迎えに行く。

“The wounds never heal properly, Time slips away If you decided to take this one last trip I’ll- I’ll come and pick you up.”

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✨No simp September does not exist to me🧚🏼✨

#joker game #ジョーカーゲーム #アニメ #anime merchandise

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Please excuse me while I unbox my hoard of Hatano

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Bonus:

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These binders are perfect for organizing my smaller Hatano badges. The graffart badge almost didn't fit!

#ita bag #anime #collection #anime merchandise #decoden #kawaii #pompompurin #ジョーカーゲーム #波多野ジョーカーゲーム #joker game

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Miyoshi's death still rings in my heart. ;---;

#joker game #anime #memes #miyoshi ジョーカーゲーム