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hatakefamily · 7 months
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“I miss Gai…”
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hatakefamily · 8 months
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"Happy birthday bakashi! I got you a bottle of sake, I wasn't sure what else to get you this year."
Kakashi stared at his friend. “Sake?” He asked, certain he had misheard obito. “Wouldn’t that be better for- ah, well…”
If this is what Obito had thought of it was good enough. At least his friend was here to celebrate with him this year.
“Shall we open it together?”
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hatakefamily · 8 months
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"Kakashiiiiii! Happy birthday, bro!" Sora hugged Kakashi around his waist and briefly picked up the grown man for a hug. "Let me dance with you."
“Dance?” Kakashi began to panic. It had been far too long since he last danced. “H-how about a nice relaxing sit down instead?”
His chances were slim, but maybe he could convince Sora out of a dance just this once. As a birthday present.
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hatakefamily · 8 months
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It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to!
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hatakefamily · 8 months
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🍃🍃🍃
He wasn’t expecting Obito to shove three brownies into his hand. It’s not something he would usually enjoy, but when his friend insists that he should give them a try he relents.
Within a matter of seconds all three brownies have vanished, and Kakashi can tell he has made a terrible mistake when Obito gives him a look of pure excitement.
Whatever would excite Obito like this could not be good for Kakashi’s health.
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hatakefamily · 8 months
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“…I see…”
He was going to make sure Obito never found his wallet again.
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"Who told Gai that I thought he wasn't youthful?"
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hatakefamily · 8 months
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"Who told Gai that I thought he wasn't youthful?"
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hatakefamily · 8 months
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“Have you picked up on the fact that I’ve stopped coming on the exact time you tell me for practice cause I know you won’t be there til like thirty minutes later or did I just tell you that?” -Akane
“After the first time,” Kakashi answered smoothyl. “Which is very smart of you. I was rather proud when i realized.”
Very few people had thought of doing that in Kakashi’s life, and Akane was his only student who had done so. It may have been called favoritism by his other students, but Kakashi couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride when he realized what Akane was doing
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hatakefamily · 8 months
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Truth serum: My muse has been given a truth serum and must answer everything with 100% honesty
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hatakefamily · 8 months
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"Bakashi, I bet it's you, you stole my wallet..."
Kakashi stared at his friend with an exhausted expression. “Really?” He asked. “Me? You think I stole your wallet?”
He was cheap, but he wasn’t that cheap.
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hatakefamily · 8 months
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For every 🍃 my muse receives they will eat one ounce of weed edible!
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hatakefamily · 9 months
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“M-my footsteps!?” For the first time in his life, Kakashi was tryely horrified. Not only was someone looking up to him as a role model, but they were picking up one of his worst traits
His competativeness
“D-don’t blame this on me,” he argued. “I have never-“
It was a lie. Gai and Him had been the reason for three buisness closures for repair and the money for the repairs had always come out of their pockets.
A punishment that seemed perfectly fitting in this scenario.
“Fine,” he narrowed his eyes, intensifying the disappointment in his glare. “Be up nice and early tomorrow. We’ll meet at 5am sharp at training field B.”
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“I heard you got into some trouble while I was away on my mission?”
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hatakefamily · 9 months
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“I’m glad that no one got hurt, there’s just one problem,” a problem that left him with a giant headache. “The place you damaged was the dango shop. The one place i would ask you never to damage.”
Not because he had a personal attachment to it, but because Gai and Anko did. Both of them were horrified by the news, and Kakashi wasn’t sure there was anything he could do to cheer them up.
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“I heard you got into some trouble while I was away on my mission?”
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hatakefamily · 9 months
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“Iruka,” Kakashi answers smoothly, his eyes burrowing holes into Akane’s back. “Which is surprising given you are no longer an academy student.”
Not that it would stop Iruka from showing his disappointment. Even after his students graduated he tried his best to keep an eye on them, and in most cases he succeeded.
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“I heard you got into some trouble while I was away on my mission?”
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hatakefamily · 9 months
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“I heard you got into some trouble while I was away on my mission?”
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hatakefamily · 9 months
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wet dream/nightmare:
Kakashi is having the best dream he could ask for, he's alone with Gai having the best sex of his life when suddenly... He's not alone with Gai anymore.
Zetsu is with them in bed, a white hand on Maito's ass cheek, blank green eyes staring into Kakashi's soul. Roots of mycelium have spread all over the sheets. "Are we interrupting something?"
Confused/Uncomfortably aroused
Kakashi was having a lot of fun at the start of his dream. He was focused on every curve of Gai’s body. Worshipping his lover in his dreams while he slept beside him.
Then everything took a turn for the worst.
As soon as he registered Zetsu’s presence the excitement vanished. He couldn’t tear his eyes away from the intruder no matter how hard he wanted he. There was simply no returning to what was.
“Thanks,” he groaned in his sleep, hand coming up and down hard on the spot where Zetsu’s head was hovering. A direct hit both on Zetsu, and Gai’s crotch.
The dream ended with a high pitched scream. Kakashi jolted up in bed and looked down at his lover, cringing when he saw him curled into himself with his hands placed directly over his crotch.
He was going to be sleeping on the couch for this one.
“Damn Zetsu…”
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hatakefamily · 9 months
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Send my muse a wet dream and they will rate it on how they wake up:
1. Discomfort/Disgusted 2. Confused/Uncomfortably aroused 3. Slightly aroused 4. Very aroused 5. Had an orgasm in their sleep
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