harveylembecks

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4 hours ago from entertainment weekly

#monk

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unreleased lana at the job site is crazy

#sopranos

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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guys i’m not saying morrissey SHOULDN’T suffer i’m just saying like he definitely has suffered already.

#smitty wednesday

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the racism in this movie operates on so many levels it's insane

fuck disney pinnochio 1940 it takes fifteen minutes for anything to happen everybody talks slow fifteen more minutes in basically nothing has happened still except i want this cricket dead

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fuck disney pinnochio 1940 it takes fifteen minutes for anything to happen everybody talks slow fifteen more minutes in basically nothing has happened still except i want this cricket dead

#this movie could have been an email #i know not every work of art is interested in plot. but this one should've been #they're still in geppetto's fucking HOUSEEEE you only have an HOUR LEFT of your MOVIE

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i hate roger eberts ET review where he says he wishes ET was sick for more of the movie even though i agree. i agree he should have been sick for much more of the runtime i just dont think roger ebert should have included that in his review.

in the home video release of ET youre able to rewind back to the scenes where ET is sick so i dont think its that much of an issue

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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dude i just got shot i need you to suck the bullet out

#gun tw

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slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

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me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#seinfeld

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damn is that a C tuned harmonica in your pocket or is ypur penis just playing a really loud and grating dylanesque solo

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urusei yasstura?

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Little black squash balls, Walter. This lab is where you will create little black squash balls.

#brba