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harspud · 2 days
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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
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harspud · 2 days
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“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”
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fallout character again
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harspud · 3 days
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you ever like. ur reading a fic and u realize oh wow. i think the author might hate a group of people a lot and didn't realize how much it seeped into their writing...
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harspud · 3 days
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one of the layers of hell is a place where youre forced to listen to autistic/adhd headcanons of serial killers/slashers
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Stained glass by Constantine Woolnough, 1858 Church of St Mary, Dennington, Suffolk Photography by Simon Knott
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harspud · 3 days
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harspud · 3 days
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that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live
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harspud · 3 days
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Bothering the beast
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harspud · 3 days
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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral
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harspud · 3 days
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if i were to make a list of my all time fictional characters it would be a lot of anime guys and then. dale from king of the hill
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harspud · 3 days
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hi bbie sending you hugssss <3
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do you have any Floyd thoughts for me today? whether for your self ship or just general headcanons about him? <3
HI I LOVE U ; - ;
HMM. i am bad at remembering my thoughts.
but i have a lot of thoughts about Floyd being the type who when he has a crush, he's very unaware of his own emotions&feelings. like he is toootally the the type that bullies and torments his crushes because his brain is like, 'i keep thinking about them and i want their attention.' so i think its cute to imagine him following me around all day and impishly pestering me for attention. oh 2 be grappled by a clingy & tall eel man.
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harspud · 3 days
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im really stressed out and sad. so say hi to me some time
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harspud · 4 days
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u guys should see my drafts. i have a lot of insane posts in there be luck that i dont hit post
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harspud · 4 days
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i'm hungry :(
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harspud · 4 days
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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harspud · 4 days
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