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Who's your favorite superhero/ vigilante ?

other than myself, if you count me as a vigilante (i’d argue its a grey zone lol) then i’d say wonderwoman! not only is she gorgeous, but the work she puts in to protect women is something i can always admire, even if we end up on opposite sides at times ♥️♥️

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anytime sweetheart ♥️ always here for you

selina said you want to adopt me?

@arkhambird

awh man. i wanted to tell you myself! i’ve been thinking about it a lot recently to be honest birdy.

i know i’m not the best person and i dont exactly have the cleanest record, but i thought since we spend so much time together, you might like having me as an official mom? i dont have much more to offer you other than a roof over your head, my protection, and someone who understands what it’s like to be hurt by mister j, but if that’s something you need or want, my doors are always open to you. love you sugar, its all up to you ♥️

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selina said you want to adopt me?

@arkhambird

awh man. i wanted to tell you myself! i’ve been thinking about it a lot recently to be honest birdy.

i know i’m not the best person and i dont exactly have the cleanest record, but i thought since we spend so much time together, you might like having me as an official mom? i dont have much more to offer you other than a roof over your head, my protection, and someone who understands what it’s like to be hurt by mister j, but if that’s something you need or want, my doors are always open to you. love you sugar, its all up to you ♥️

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Hello. Opinion on rodents?

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OTIS IS THIS YOU!! HII ♥️

i like rodents, they’re all super cute. definitely overhated as a type of animal. if selina didn’t bring isis round so often i would consider rats as a pet, so long as i could keep bud and lou out of the rats way, of course

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thoughts on catwoman?

Worship cats.

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AYOO HARLEEY

Hear me out

Girls night out?

YES PLS ♥️ girls nights out rock! (girlboys, and other flavours of fun gender-fuckery are included of course)

where should we go? i know we’re always welcome at Meister’s lounge, we could also storm Ozzie’s lounge? OR! we could methodically visit every single rouge and group them in with us until we have all of gotham’s criminal population partying?? maybe that’s a little ambitious ♦️

#askharleyquinn #look out gotham my party parade is coming through!

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big mistake, sugar. you underestimate the large amount of pillows i own and my ability to through them. it begins. pillow war.

Suprise attack

RAAAGH- ♣️♦️♠️♥️♣️♦️♣️♣️♥️♣️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♦️♥️♣️♦️

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how do i deal with hallucinations of a certain green haired fucker?

@arkhambird

my best advice would be to try and practice safe grounding techniques and find what works for you, and also get yourself to a doctor who can see if you need medication or not, and then act accordingly

regardless, remember you are loved, and the hallucinations you experience don’t define you. you got this birdy ♥️

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lets get you to a hospital then, not sure ill be able to come in with you without being arrested but ill drive you there and drop you outside

@funnygirlclaire it was a dark and rainy day in the city in Gotham there was a girl who was wearing a green shirt tha says "no joke" on it and she had a purple varsity Jacket on as well as wearing purple pants and shoes her hair was green and she had a bang covering one of her eyes she was walking back and was listening music she then sees someone. "Huh... who is that person?" she said.

the arkham knight was leaning against an alley talking on a type of radio

"no no god fucking dammit! .... what do you mean the bat survived!" he screamed into his comms and he started pacing "...i send In the damnn cobra drones! .... i don't care if their not ready do it or I'll throw off a damnn ledge sergeant!"

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what’s goin on birdy? is your friend sick?? ive got a first aid kit. we should probably get them to a hospital

@funnygirlclaire it was a dark and rainy day in the city in Gotham there was a girl who was wearing a green shirt tha says "no joke" on it and she had a purple varsity Jacket on as well as wearing purple pants and shoes her hair was green and she had a bang covering one of her eyes she was walking back and was listening music she then sees someone. "Huh... who is that person?" she said.

the arkham knight was leaning against an alley talking on a type of radio

"no no god fucking dammit! .... what do you mean the bat survived!" he screamed into his comms and he started pacing "...i send In the damnn cobra drones! .... i don't care if their not ready do it or I'll throw off a damnn ledge sergeant!"

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Hi Dr.Quinn, it's G. from Arkham, again.

How do I convince my colleague to seek legitimate therapy instead of letting me (their friend) bully them on tumblr ?

-G. The Arkham "Intern" (Still technically not an intern but still unpaid.) @askarkhamasylumintern

i got a simple two step plan for ya G !

step 1 : explain to them why therapy would be beneficial. tell them ways they can access and utalise therapeutic skills. offer them support in finding a therapist

step 2: thats all you can do sugar. no seriously, a bit of life advice from quinn, you can’t talk someone into therapy if they don’t want it themselves! you can help them realise they need it, but they gotta take that step forwards and start it themselves

if the friend in question is reading this: go to therapy ♥️

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jervis honey its okay we can have a bi-themed teaparty just for you ♦️

It is completely fine and natural to be just a little bit attracted to The Batman. Homosexual thoughts about the strong man who is constantly grappling with you are frankly impossible not to have.

Don’t we all feel this way?

People are telling me we don’t and I find that hard to believe.

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I HAVE BISEXUAL FANTASIES ! ME ME ME! and the batman aint too bad when he isnt locking me up in some cell. im with you tetch ♥️

It is completely fine and natural to be just a little bit attracted to The Batman. Homosexual thoughts about the strong man who is constantly grappling with you are frankly impossible not to have.

Don’t we all feel this way?

People are telling me we don’t and I find that hard to believe.

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Suprise attack

RAAAGH- ♣️♦️♠️♥️♣️♦️♣️♣️♥️♣️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♦️♥️♣️♦️

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ohooo now thats a big power to have in our hands. thanks sweetie! means the world ♥️

my day was going so well until i found out a certain green haired joke was describing brutalising me on tumblr dot com

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awh what a gentleman, thank you sugar ♥️

hiya jonny!! good to see you online ♥️ hope you’re keepin well! my question isssss, you got a fave experiment out of all you’ve ever done?

love and kisses, harley ♦️

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Ah good evening child, I must admit it’s very nice to hear from you.

That is a great question, I would say my favourite experiment was the one where I gassed the GCPD and locked all those nasty little cops in there for a good couple of hours. The effects they suffered lasted for weeks!!! HAHAHA!!!!

I hope you’re doing well miss Quinn

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Dr.Quinn, I'm so sorry to hear your day has gone sour. Have it on good authority that if his clown ass ends up in Arkham again (hopefully), me and my colleagues will put needles in his food.

- G. "The Intern" (Actually a Resident in psychiatry) @askarkhamasylumintern

thanks toots ♥️ you’re a real sweetheart. and isnt that a lovely image, mister j chokin on needles <3

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