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being villainkin is just like [listens to don’t mess with me by temposhark] [gets That Villain Emotion TM] [listens to don’t mess with me by temposhark] [gets That Villain Emotion TM] [listens to do

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if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

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Society? Like from the Joker? You know that isn't real, right?

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if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

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Done

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What a Night for a Dark Knight! (Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?, 2019)

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SPONSERED BY JOKER??????????

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I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

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everyone knowing clark is the person to contact to get a direct message to superman and doing it all the time and yet absolutely no one makes the connection is so funny to me like the concept is so utterly ridiculous to them this shit is possible:

superman: ah yeah someone found a bunch of my suits in clark’s closet because i asked him to wash them for me :) i don’t have a washing machine :( and clark is such a nice friend :)

everyone: that tracks sorry for the inconvenience superman

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Joker: Well, well, well, if it isn’t Batman…

Bruce: But it is me.

Joker: No, it’s an expression.

Bruce: Your villain tricks won’t work on me.

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The 'Villain being abusive to his subordinates' is dead. Now the only acceptable evil tropes are:

Villain falls in love with hero

Villains all share two braincells but they use those braincells to love each other

Villains get jealous when Hero fights other villains

Villains actually send Hero a birthday card and stuff and vice versa

Villains and Hero share inside joke

'If we had met in a different life, we could of been friends' 'Why can't we be friends now?' 'Sure why not'

(just added from @clonefan1998) villains worry about subordinates as though they are their children

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Memes from the perspective of Gotham citizens:

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