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y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

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When the DM says something like “The room appears to be empty” or “so you touch the object?”

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“Watch any plant or animal and let it teach you acceptance of what is, surrender to the Now. Let it teach you Being. Let it teach you integrity — which means to be one, to be yourself, to be real. Let it teach you how to live and how to die, and how not to make living and dying into a problem.”

— Eckhart Tolle

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“For ocean is more ancient than the mountains, and freighted with the memories and the dreams of time.”

— H.P. Lovecraft (via daughterofthewrithingcosmos)

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it’s actually evil that ppl wanna say that they support bi women but then as soon as a bi woman is dating a man & she wants to talk about her attraction she’s shut down in lgbt spaces bc no one wants to hear about het relationships. if you shut down bi ppl discussing their attraction to the opposite gender then you are not an ally to bi ppl & you never were

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Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

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I’m right and I should say it

#im an only child and even I KNOW THIS IS UNREALISTIC

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no but seriously I still get chills thinking about turning off my headlamp in the cave and The Hand That I Did Not Actually See, and it’s been twelve years since it happened

it’s such an unreal experience

like

you turn off your light in a cave and wave your hand in front of your face

and

you can see this shadowy thing moving in the black space where your hand is

it looks like the same shadowy thing you would see in your room at night if you waved your hand in front of your face, it’s there and vaguely hand-shaped, and your brain recognizes it as your hand because your brain is aware of where your hand is and what it is doing

But You Are Not Seeing Anything

Inside a cave, there is No Light. No matter how far your pupils spread, there is no light for them to draw in, no light to put an image on your retina.

But your brain just Fucking Assumes that because it knows where your hand is and what it is doing, clearly it can see it.

So it creates a shadowy thing for your eyes to be seeing.

Brain is like “there’s a hand there”

Eyes are like “yup sure thing brain I can totally see it”

Brain is like “nice”

but there is no hand, you cannot see the hand, you are seeing a literal actual hallucination in the cave because your brain thinks it knows best

Caves are awesome, but also terrifying. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse

but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry

and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.

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I love how the Van Der Linde gang has just accepted that Trelawny is a cryptid

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The Van der Linde Gang as Troubled Birds

Dutch:

Hosea:

Arthur:

Sadie:

John:

Charles:

Javier:

Sean:

Bill:

Lenny:

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Red Dead Redemption 2: “My mom is calling” edition

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“Seems like there ain’t much else in this world except bastards, victims of bastards and the bastards who want to put the bastards in the ground.”

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Arthur: you ever want to talk about your emotions John?

John: no

Arthur:

Kieran: i do

Arthur: I know Kieran

Kieran: I’m sad

Arthur: I know Kieran

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This is the ultimate RDR2 test, y’all.

Reblog if you got the deer as your spirit animal during the first playthrough and like if you got the wolf