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Ran a suspiciously familiar set of colors tonight 👀

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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coming for you

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#I have like three entire packs of snacks hidden at work bc of this

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Thinking about the way Murderbot refers to itself and SecUnits in general as murderbots (derogatory) and then ComfortUnits as sexbots (derogatory)

Like yes. It definitely had some issues with ComfortUnits as a concept that it needed to work through but it's also funny to think that maybe it'd just be like that for any given "unit," regardless of function.

CulinaryUnit: Oh if you need a weapon there's knives in the kitchen, if you want to stop by.

Murderbot: (Disdainfully) I don't need to take advice from a chefbot.

Murderbot: (Internally) Yes, I did stop by the kitchen, and I did get the fucking knives. Whatever.

#I do think that it IS very rooted in human passing bots #so units #it IS pretty mean to combat units too #but since it's a bit scared of them its a bit less obvious #imo

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re-reading network effect and jeez Amena and Ratthi are the biggest Murderbot/ART (platonic or otherwise) shippers of all of us. The bathroom scene for one, and all the times Amena played inbetween the two (omg the scene when MB is like 'I want to talk to ART alone' and Amena is like '...about your relationship???' and when she was explaining to ART how MB reacted to it's 'death' like come on) and towards the end when Ratthi is desperately trying to get MB to understand that ART threatened to kill a bunch of people for it and Thiago is like 'we don't really got to talk about this :/' and Ratthi just gets louder.

They are so personally invested in Murderbot and ART's ~~~'mutual administration assistance'~~.

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#oh love it #murderbot

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Wahoo

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girls don't want vtmb2 with a preset voiced protagonist. they want remastered vtmb with a full character creator, the homophobia and racism and xenophobia removed, AND the ability to kiss a nosferatu sloppy style

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1850s French cut crystal vinaigrette.

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This is the only Apple TV this blog recognizes

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The Eyes of Sibiu are the iconic eyebrow dormers on the roofs of Sibiu's houses in Romania. Built mostly between the 15th and 19th centuries, the eyes, which were used as a ventilation system for the houses' attics, have given Sibiu the nickname of "The City Where Houses Don't Sleep"

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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords

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