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adding a keysmash to the end of a message like a dog sneezing on purpose to show theyre just playing

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

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the bus to itself every time you press the button:

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happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

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Sometimes I feel I've got to

Run away

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Op has said that it's not just his account that got suspended but many other people around him as well

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34,000 deaths is clearly an appalling undercount when watchdog groups learn about mass graves like this every week.

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カツブシよこせです

Give me bonito flakes!

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Warlocks after a short rest

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“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem

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my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years

the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term

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hello fandom artist. in front of you is a male character widely interpreted as transmasculine because of his vaguely gnc features. your task is to draw him next to a cis man without feminising him beyond recognition. if you fail you will be beaten to death with hammers. your time starts now