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 *  AVENGERS  :  INFINITY  WAR  SENTENCE  STARTERS  .
 warning  !  this  post  contains  quotes  from  the  movie  &.  thus  contains  spoilers  !  donât  reblog  if  you  havenât  seen  it  &.  donât  want  it  spoiled  .  (  feel  free  to  change  pronouns  ,  etc  .  this  is  not  in  chronological  order  )  .
did you do it ?
what did it cost ?
what exactly is it that they do ?
oh , screw you , iâll do it myself !
you will never be a god .
what did you imagine ?
this does put a smile on my face .
whatâs the matter with you , kids ? youâve never seen a spaceship before ?
oh , weâre using our made-up names ? in that case , iâm _____ .
letâs talk about this plan of yours . i think itâs good , except it sucks .
i swore off dairy , but then ben & jerryâs named a flavor after me .
evacuate the city ! engage all defenses !
you should have gone for the head .
i assure you , the sun will shine on us again .
in time , you will know what itâs like to lose .
dread it . run from it . destiny still arrives .
iâm sorry ⌠iâm sorry .
youâre invited to my wedding .
donât forget this might be dangerous , so letâs put on our mean faces .
death follows him like a shadow .
you have my respect .Â
i hope they remember you .
you kill and torture and you call it mercy .
you failed .
did we just lose ?
who the hell are you guys ?
today we donât fight for any life ⌠we fight for all of them .
so this is it ? itâs all been leading to this .
itâs alright .
you could never hurt me .
no resurrections this time .
how is it you know this place so well ?
i do have a bit of experience in that arena .
i lost more than you could know .
but now is no time to mourn .
wake him up .
you really are the worst .
i saved you .
what master do you serve ?
what master do i serve ? what am i supposed to say , jesus ?
dude , youâre embarrassing me in front of wizards .
i donât want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip . you understand ?
all this , just for a drop of blood .
whereâs your other friend ?
you will have nothing but dust , and blood .
we have blood to spare .
i shouldâve stayed on the bus !
congratulations , youâre a prophet .
iâm a survivor .
youâre trespassing in this city and on this planet .
it means get lost squidward !
i got you . i got you .
he did it .
what is this ? what the hell is happening ?
i will take it off your corpse .
heâll die alone , as will you .
i need you to create a diversion .
weâre all gonna die !
i thought you might be hungry .
you were supposed to protect us .
what did you do ?
youâre a total d-hole .
i know what itâs like to lose .
you should have killed me !
i donât want to go , please , i donât want to go .
this is no place to die .
i told you ⌠that you would die for that .
weâre in the endgame now .
it was the only way .
motherf-
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you know, youâre getting weirder.
âTh'fuck do you know?â Her words were slurred as she all but slumped against the wall, the bottle of jack sheâd stolen from him the last time theyâd seen each otherâbefore half the universe had been ripped from existenceâclutched in her fingers and half drained of itâs mind numbing contents.
Sheâd lost her familyâagain! No rhyme or reason, one second they were there and the next theyâd faded into nothingness; and she was left utterly and completely alone in the middle of some dark corner of space.
Moving to take another swig of her mindnumbing remedy, she paused; something was wrong, even halfway down a bottle she could see that. Then it hit her.
âWhââŚwhereâs the kidâŚ?â It was no secret that Arista liked Groot, she and the little twig had managed to foster a special little relationship; sheâd sing to him and dance with him around the workshop. Sheâd even bought him that video game that Rocket and the others seemed to hate.
âRocketâŚ? Whereâs the kidâŚ?â This time the question came out a little smoother, a little more sober and a little more alarmed. Maybe he did know what she was going through after all.
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please reblog if original characters are welcome to your blog.
and no, I donât mean ONLY if they have a fancy theme with extreme coding. I donât mean ONLY if they have absolutely zero uniqueness to them or their background. I donât mean ONLY if theyâre popular / have a lot of followers. I donât mean ONLY if theyâre male ocâs. I mean EVERYONE; all original characters that youâre interested in writing with. by reblogging this, youâre letting them know that they donât have to participate in ELITISM to be good / worthy characters.
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                    AN UNEASY SPREAD of his pointed maw left pearly canines bared in the otherâs direction. A sheepish smile--- - or the nearest thing to it the raccoon could make.
                                   â - ââGadgets really ainât right. . . it was a bomb. â
@halfwcrld âŽ| bc peter misses his buddy.
â TELL ME THE truth âfore i hit you. did you spend the last of our units on gadgets ? the units i was puttinâ away to pay for the docking fees on Knowhere ?  â
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